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Hey if anyone is having a hard time with finding the boops update ur Tumblr app

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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*jams*

I think if cats could understand the whole cat people subculture they would be like “Yeah, if I were you I’d want to be me too.”

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Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

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My fatal flaw? I can't name genres of music.

How can people hear a bunch of funky tunes and think "Ah yes, this is Indie Folk Rock with Punk influences" like what???

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Found on twitter, going to adopt this now

Writer friends, tell me how many WIPs and how many UFOs you have. I have 2 WIPs and [redacted] UFOs (jk it’s around 16 across my three main fandoms)

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Choose your dumbass! 🫵🐈⭐️

stickers coming to the shop very soon!

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In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

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Who is it?💕

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Reblogging for safety awareness

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

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My cat brings home a not quite dead bunny. Mom and I try to save it. Mom is furious at the cat. I think to myself this is why I wanted the babies to be indoor cats. The bunny hops away still injured. Dinner is not served. We forgive him and snuggle him.

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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Unmute !

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i should’ve been a cat