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//also the artist who does jhudora art that i really appreciate reblogged my art with exclamation points in the tags so i feel very validated teehee

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You never forget your first crush

also available in less fog and no fog versions

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//ngl I think this blog could use a remake but it's been dead for so long I'm p sure only like 2 previous mutuals would bother following the new one lmao

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"It's just me and my angry music against the world, isn't it?"

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@royalreef said: "Amira?" she finally asks, after they've been standing here in silence for too long, watching out across the night like there's anything interesting out there, something better than looking at Amira directly. Miranda is too quiet, too diminutive for this. Too dressed down, not wearing the dressings of her own image, speaking too simply and too openly. She knows she shouldn't be saying this, shouldn't be speaking it. She knows her apprehension should cloud her judgement more, knows she should wait, knows she should keep it to herself. But, well, her mouth and her throat are already open, already giving weight to something she shouldn't even be mentioning, shouldn't be humoring. "I am not... You know I am not the most well-educated in manners of landfolk, so forgive me if I am... If I am terribly wrong, or incorrect, in some manner, or... Well, you understand, yes? But, please do not get upset, I merely... I need to ask you. I have heard that... Well, I do not know. I thought I heard that some of your people—" a turn of the phrase that, for once, clearly isn't referring to landfolk "—could... could grant wishes? Of, of... Well, I was just... curious."

The silence has stretched on for far too long for Amira to respond right away. Her mind's always unmoored like that, without anything to pull it to the here and now it drifts out into the open ocean. Everything she wants to see and feel and do in the world, all laid out in a web of infinite possibility.

The list is long, she's always adding to it.

Making her way back to the world is like drunkenly fumbling with her keys outside the door to her house-- stuck just outside where she's meant to be. Ironically enough, booze would make it a lot easier to snap back to reality, but she's stuck sober for now.

Amira gets there, eventually. Looks down at Miri with her too-small voice and becomes acutely aware she has none of the grace required to handle this, whatever it is. She's always been more of a closed fist than an outstretched hand, but none of that will help right now, so she has to try.

For Miri.

"Some of us can," she starts-- slow like how she talks to her little brothers when they're hurt and bawling after a dare gone wrong. "If they're the more magical types. Never met anyone that fit the bill, though. Been told it's possible and that there's a lot of caveats that come with it, but that's pretty much it."

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𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯, 𝔫𝔞𝔦𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢 ℑ𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔤𝔬, ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔪𝔶 𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔡𝔢 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔅𝔲𝔱 ℑ 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔫𝔞𝔦𝔩

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"Let's go sit in direct sunlight on my hot car and see who passes out first!"

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@chaosmultiverse said: “Were you saying something?”

"Uhh, no... well, maybe? You weren't supposed to be listening."

//thanks as always for reading the rules <3

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Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

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"Remember gals: marriage is worth nothing but prenups are worth everything!"

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"Miri you're so good and pretty but if you keep putting weight on my stomach I'm gonna throw up."

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"I ate so many heart candies I think I've actually hurt myself."

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@deathxdefied all I could think about, whoops

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//GOD what an improvement

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valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

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Creepcast Sentence Starters

Random assortment of things said on the Creepcast Podcast Feel free to change pronouns/gendered words as fit

CW: NSFT/Angst/Humor

"Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats."

"I just wanted to give him something to think about."

"Your wife looks mad funny in that box, bro."

“WHAT? YOU CAN’T HANDLE A COUPLE OF DEAD KIDS? YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT AT NICKELODEON.”

"So...monster hunter, huh?"

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"I pray he just breaks the kids legs”

“I shouldn’t have sold a snow cone to that ghost…”

"DON'T TELL MY MOM I LIKE GIRLS!"

“Pool floats are the balloons of the water”

“Can you imagine a 7 foot tall women named [NAME] for me?”

"How am I going to kill this monster you’re asking? Well, that’s simple - I’m going to douse myself in chemicals and gasoline, light myself on fire, and tackle it!"

"[NAME] your mom died three days ago GET OVER IT."

“Maybe your mom was a bitch.”

“Quick someone check his twitter dms”

"I'm the one they call when shit gets spooky."

"OH YEAH, we are soooo back! WE ARE SO BACK."

"Who am I? I'm a motherfucking angel."

“That’s not how cops work!”

"Peanut butter is in the Bible"

"Do you wanna know where vampires come from [NAME]?"

"...Now how did you know that...?"

“Yeah give it to me slender man."

"As an affront to both god and man what choice did I have?"

"What's wrong? Did someone else die?"

[Hitting own forehead] "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

"I'm in my own hell."

"I just wanna say fucking ACAB, dude. Fuck the cops."

"COME ON, GET IT TOGETHER, [NAME]."

“I’m doing a little podcast with a guy high on fentanyl right now.”

"Oh we put his ass in a home" 

"I thought I had something, but I was just yapping."

"If you're gonna aim for the stars, might as well aim for every single goddamn one of them."

"Do I look like Dionysus, baby? 'Cause I can be." 

"Sometimes the cucumber tastes better pickled."

“I hope you burn in hell, you tired old goat”

"Erm... you're gonna wanna see this..."

“WHAT’D I TELL YOU, HE LOVES IT DOWN THERE!"

"Who is 'help?' Stop asking for him that's not my name."

"I don't go for even, I go for winning."

“Man, I thought I had it bad with [NAME]'s shoe addiction." // “Man, I thought I had it bad with [NAME]'s shoe addiction, but. fuck me. Your spouse is in here collecting eyeballs.”

"I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards in a sort of hand to hand combat trial." // "I only got on because I was able to take out all of his bodyguards in a sort of hand to hand combat trial. Guess all those trips through the police academy finally paid off."

"You fake the paintings?"

"We were adventurers, we were explorers, We were friends."

"I miss you, [NAME]. I'm sorry that you chose me, but I'll always cherish my memories of you." 

"we keep trying to read the names of these gargoyle s out loud but we keep going blind as we read them"

“Is something funny, [NAME]?"

"You think I don't see that? Dad's upset!"

“That’s always been your issue [NAME], you lack imagination.”

"You’re just a fucking disappointment, aren’t you?"

“Remember this moment the next time you want to have a bonfire. Do I make myself crystal clear?”

“YOU GET IT? MY COCK!"

"What level of pain would you allow your family to go through if the alternative is they die?"

“A frothy ejaculate of ants would not feel good.”

"His lips ... they are far too fat."

"I don't negotiate with terrorists."

"You are never going to escape [NAME]."

"He shot that damn dog!"

"I'm sorry, [NAME], is something funny?"

"I shared an apartment my sophomore year of college with a 53 year old mexican custodian who did not speak any English."

"We have been battling Ben Shapiro for far too long."

"I don't care about him. You can do whatever you want to him."

"Would you just, I don't know, hypothetically say that maybe that potentially had some effect on your development that led you to where you are now, perhaps, perchance?"

"Holy shit. He took his kidneys. He took his fucking kidneys."

"You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don't know how, though. Sorry, [NAME]."

"You could take my left kidney, that's fine. But now you've really started to go too far."

"While you played your sports, I studied literature."

"I hope you burn in hell, you tired old goat, is what I would say to my mom."

"Yeah, looks like one of the goddamn teenage mutant ninja turtles. Just like, he's like, cowabunga, asshole."

"I thought you said you were done collecting funko pops"

"I would be thrilled if he dropped an anvil on one of the kids."

"Are you doing the nice fentanyl flop right now?"

"Hi. I got punched in the face. It was fun, I guess."

"I'm a bit of a clown. I'm a bit of a jokester. I'm a honey roasted ham."

"You know that. That's a good piece of cringe. I appreciate that. Thank you so much."

"I'm literally doing a podcast with guy high on fentanyl right now."

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@royalreef

"I, uhh... don't know what you're talking about, but I like to think it means it isn't my fault."