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[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]

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Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said

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stop 🖐️🛑 this is a throw your phone vertically as hard as you can regardless of any obstacle checkpoint. ⚠️ do not scroll without throwing your phone verticallgy as hard as you can

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They interrupted a beautiful dream but with joy...

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in what may at first seem like a camouflaging pattern, the European Hare's speckled fur coat is actually a result of careful dithering; Remarkably optimized creatures, their texture only takes up ~0.2kb when loaded into vram!

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Hem hem.... it's party rock is... 😏😏 ....

*no one acknowledges me or kisses me on the mouth*

ahem.....!! i said it's party rock.. is... 😏😏😏😏

*no one acknowledges me or kisses me on the mouth*

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never uploaded this anywhere. also from 2015 lol

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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My favorite bird has got to be the short-tailed pygmy tyrant cause first of all look at it:

But second of all this lil fella is "töpökääpiötypäkkö" in Finnish and that shit is just fun to say

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post-nut confusion. what is this stuff

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy