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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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Got called a lying sinful man on the phone today by a customer which is probably a top ten insult for me unique and interesting with a dash of gender euphoria

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obsessed with this

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boss just told me off for saying i'd cut my hands off to atone for the cookie i stole this morning because they need my hands to make coffee. can't even make hyperbolic guilty self-mutulation jokes anymore. due to work 🙄

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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

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oh to be a vampire's chosen in a club that only plays 2000's industrial and darkwave

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new job is going great however i have been informed by two of my coworkers that a third coworker has a problem with constantly one-upping people and i as an excellent liar have decided that i am going to fuck with him until he figures out im lying

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Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something

but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like

"oh....... yeah"

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no rizz i’ll just send you telepathic messages and hope you receive them

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

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i'm out there smoking that weed that makes you high

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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Wearing 1 white and 1black sock to represent my dual nature and also represent how all my clothes are in a big pile right now and i haven't felt like sorting it

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