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Perfect for each other 🙄

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CW: suggestive (?) in like a pinup sense

the audience LOVES him!!!

twist ending: the shadowguys are just looking for their contracts so they can leave

drew this entirely with random crayons I’ve had for like a decade, broke me out of a week long art block tho so that’s something

(Reference photo under the cut)

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

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captcha

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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

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saw this in the middle of salt lake city walking to bar

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in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

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it’s so vindicating to get to put the “Ralsei is evil!!!” shit to bed. that kid?? HIM? he thinks he doesn’t deserve a bed. he’s never tasted his own baking bc he doesn’t believe it’s his place. he thinks he’s not entitled to FEELINGS. he told kris they can hit him if they want. he thinks it’s his role to be used and tossed aside. he held a great burden all by himself bc he thought he had to. none of his own suffering counted to him bc he believed he wasn’t real. that kid needs a vacation and maybe an SSRI.

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They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

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Evil ahh deer