apolymorphus
apolymorphus
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apolymorphus · 5 hours ago
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apolymorphus · 3 days ago
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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apolymorphus · 8 days ago
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The conversation surrounding cultural appropriation has been so severely mutilated by white “allies” that the original intention behind that conversation has become almost unrecognizable in most social contexts.
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apolymorphus · 8 days ago
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apolymorphus · 9 days ago
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one of those snake-in-a-can joke toys but it's Uk'otoa
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apolymorphus · 9 days ago
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My personal goal is to try and make fanfic binding as accessible to everyone as possible, so here are some resources on how to make a fanfic hardcover for under $25.
This is a barebones bind for the broke college students and such. Happy to field questions, too!
Here's a proposed budget breakdown:
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Loosely organized thoughts:
Fanfic bookbinders often share typesets amongst each other. Never pay for a typeset for a fanfic.
You'll hear a lot about grain direction for your printer paper, but as a newbie on a budget without your own printer, settle for some nice 92 bright paper. If you like the hobby, splurge after but expect to pay at least 2-3x more for short grain paper.
Printing is a pain because some copy shops won't let you print intellectual property smut, and it's very expensive. You are better off bartering instead or looking for a free printer on Buy Nothing.
You know the thick paper wrapping that comes with online orders? It's a good weight for endpapers if you need to scrounge. Paper grocery bags or gift bags (birthday presents) might work, too.
Ask your local library to give you covers from books they are throwing out. Ask for outdated textbooks (those covers are built like tanks) or three-ring binders that are too busted to be binders anymore.
Obtain a used book that was mass produced (so your destruction of it does not impede anyone's access) and maybe even become a little vindictive with it.
If you can afford it, I recommend the Olfa SVR knife (~$10)
If you can afford it, upgrade your ruler to a t-square.
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I really hope this resource is helpful! I want to stress how possible this is and encourage people to cherish what they love through art.
If you are interested in fanfic binding and have a little more disposable income, I have an affordable Fan Fiction Bookbinding Starter Pack that I carry on my site. I pack them myself and drop them 1x/month on the 15th.
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apolymorphus · 11 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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apolymorphus · 13 days ago
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Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.
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apolymorphus · 15 days ago
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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.
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apolymorphus · 16 days ago
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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apolymorphus · 18 days ago
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You are who you choose to be – a Starfleet Lieutenant, and a loyal friend.
D'Vana Tendi, played by Noël Wells in STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS (2020-2024)
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apolymorphus · 18 days ago
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“nice blog”
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
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apolymorphus · 18 days ago
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Top ten medieval animal illustrations in manuscripts
(vibrating intensely with barely repressed excitement) yeah sure that sounds like something i could do
FIRST PRIZE GOES TO:
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(from a french book of hours, c. 1400s)
sad mandolin-playing cat with its vulva out. i love this cat so much. i have a picture of it on my wall and one time i thought about it while i was high and it made me laugh so hard that i nearly threw up. sad mandolin-playing cat with its vulva out is my favourite medieval animal; there is no contest, nothing comes close.
SECOND PRIZE:
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(from the gorleston psalter, east anglia, angland, c. 1310-24)
i'm a really big fan of weapon-wielding rabbits in medieval art. it was hard to pick just one, but i eventually chose this guy: a gleeful rabbit getting ready to whang the king's head off with a big axe (king's expression suggests forlorn resignation).
drolleries of murderous rabbits crop up a lot in 13th and 14th-century manuscripts - sometimes jousting, sometimes overseeing executions, sometimes riding into battle on the backs of other animals - and it's generally thought to be a form of carnivalesque comic subversion, upending the stereotype of the rabbit as a meek, docile prey animal. there's a fun article about rabbits in medieval art here, if you want to see some more examples.
THIRD PRIZE:
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from Der naturen bloeme, the netherlands, c. 1350)
i think this is supposed to be a mussell, but God, just look at him. he's perfect. ideal body, peak performance, no notes.
as for the remaining 7:
4. crows holding a Very Important Meeting
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5. old (mer)man yaoi. well actually i don't know what's going on here but it seems intimate
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6. forg
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7. distressed lion receiving a manicure
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8. a brave attempt at an elephant
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9. happy little bat :3
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10. the oldest cat you have ever seen
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i hope you enjoy these beafts as much as i do!!
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apolymorphus · 19 days ago
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Sailor Moon and Endymion commissioned by @smokingbomber in the ukiyo-e tier ✨
I really enjoyed this and I hope to do more ^^
I'll be putting the art in my INPRNT account
Commission slots are Open ✨
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apolymorphus · 21 days ago
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“Why do you sexualize an old man?”
Because he’s hot and I’m a pervert.
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apolymorphus · 21 days ago
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Caleb using his lucky stone, his transmuter's stone, to hammer in the marker on Molly's grave, when in 113 episodes, he will use that same stone to initiate a resurrection ritual to try and bring their friend back
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apolymorphus · 21 days ago
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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