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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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II: What can I do for my fans, since they can't enjoy me up close on stage... ?

Vessel: I'm not an expert but you could show them your tits

IV: And your belly

III: And lower your pants

II: Excellent work, guys

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protip if you have a stupid youtuber username the hosts on the weather and climate livestream WILL say it with as straight of a face as they muster while answering your question

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This heat

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"Four days after mayor Gavin Newsom directed city officials to begin issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples, the line of applicants wrapped around San Francisco's city hall, and into surrounding streets."

We do : a celebration of gay and lesbian marriage (2004)

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

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this is so fucking funny

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I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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undertale doodles

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Hello! could you draw a Sprigatito? please

you sent this so long ago i wonder if you’ll see this.... regardless here she is

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it looked cooler in my head