Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue
nothing like watching an impulse stream where he is actively in pain and admits to not doing anything to treat it because it would mess up his schedule. and he's also been called a masochist by other hermits. but not because he's physically in pain it's because he's starting on his megabase 9 days into the server's existence.
I'm so convinced that Doc from Martyn's Vtuber lore is evil. This is the hill I will die on. That man does NOT care what happens to the little guy stuck in his video game.