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This fucking absolutely ridiculous parallel I fucking quit
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Completely forgot about The Rat Post and I thought “wow that battery sure did a number on the post below” as I scrolled down
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wasted all my middle and highschool years too depressed to get out of bed and now im stumbling through my college years with the life experiences of a 10 year old while everyone around me seems to have been hitting the appropriate age milestones effortlessly. and its like. what the fuck was i even doing at 16. where did you get all this time from
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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room
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we talk a lot about sex positive asexuals on this site but i never see much discussion about sex repulsed allosexuals. if you find people attractive yet can't enjoy sex for whatever reason, i wish you a happy comfortable life. you're not broken or missing anything. i love you.
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Hey man no shade but I think you’re failing to recognize the subtle but crucial distinction between arousal and nonsexual sadomasochistic fascination with the underlying homoeroticism of compelling combat. Put your dick away.
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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


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this single frame from the tng episode "rascals" just annihilated me
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just encountered a post that was all title text. why are you yelling im right here
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Will you still love me when I'm no longer Young and Beautiful?


Inspired by @pink-soul-diary's >> post
More rambles: (WARNING: I am not a writer)
Optimus will definitely be more self-conscious when it comes to his scar. Given that he was their prime, a lot of bots looked up to him (quite literally and figuratively once he received the matrix) and most were rather...alarmed when they see his scar. It was worse at the beginning since the insides of his mouth can be seen if you look a bit closer (it was definitely hard NOT to)
Bots don't let it show but Op can tell that they try to avert their eyes from it whenever they speak to him. It doesn't help that when someone does ask about it, he just can't bring himself to explain how he got it. It just reminds him too much of Megatronus, both a good and bad thing.
So from then on, he decided to keep his mask and only remove it when necessary or when it breaks.
Until the war finally comes to an end, he still keeps the mask up. He rarely ever removes it, even when Megatron prompts him that he hopes Op is comfortable with showing it in front of him. Megatron thinks that he still keeps it because he's still afraid of him (considering he was the cause of the wound) so he tries not to pry too much, even if the guilt is eating him alive.
But in reality Op is just more insecure about what Megatron would think when he DOES get a closer look at his face and think that he's hideous. He'd rather have him remember his face as Orion, unlike how he is right now. Op wants to reconnect with Megs but in addition to their past, thinks that he isn't as appealing as when he was Orion.
QUE THE ANGST AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS WHERE MEGS THINKS OP DOESN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND HIM SO HE DISTANCES HIMSELF (giving him space) WHILE OP IS JUST HEARTBROKEN BECAUSE HIS INSECURITIES WERE FURTHER REINFORCED
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hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.
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