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IF YOU SEE YOUR HOMEBOY HARASSING A WOMAN WHO IS CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE, SAY SOMETHING BITCH BOY.

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Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

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sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

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PEDRO PASCAL in a new still of 'THE LAST OF US' Season 2

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Making a list of all the things that piss me off so I can look at it every day

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everything. cost money

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"You know what? I think it's funny to make rich people flee their homes! I'm sure they mostly just flee to their other homes, but if we keep at it? Eventually, they gotta run out of homes!"

- Shane Madej, BuzzFeed Unsolved Supernatural: 101 True Tales of Hauntings, Demons, and the Paranormal (2022)

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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oh thanks for the compliment, unfortunately i don’t believe you.

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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet