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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

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i am small crocodile i will be big in little while put that in my file

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Sterling Silver or Bronze Isopod Pins // metalclothandwood

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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

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they should let me give it a try im a fast learner and not afraid of the dark at all

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me at the job i begged god for

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i feel like a girl has to get stuck in the arctic ice once in her life

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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Hi could you please dub over jerma clips in japanese please

why?

okay

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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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i think this behavior must be a defense mechanism to look bigger. which means dracula is walking around his house kinda scared like. who goes there

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp