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good god when the smile kicks in........

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Has anybody made this joke yet

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Mush him. NOW

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OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

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i just felt like doing this for some reason

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Oh. That's al gore. That's al gore and my comfort character

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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️

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that isn't true. you're lying to me.

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i am. very displeased by this thumbnail.

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I wanna meet jonathan wolff one day hes so cool

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HE. WOULD NOT. SAY THAT.

But he WOULD make a 9/11 joke. Not like this though. Give me 20 minutes I'll make a better one

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I havent actually watched the 1st season in so long because i remember not enjoying it that much (Yeesh, kramer with a different name!?) But its been long enough that i should revisit it

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