appleicecream
appleicecream
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appleicecream · 8 minutes ago
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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.
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You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.
And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:
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Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:
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And they both look TOTALLY different from California!
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So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.
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appleicecream · 25 minutes ago
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good morning.. and in case i don’t see ya… good-afternoon, good-evening & goodnight ;) ⛏️
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appleicecream · 48 minutes ago
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appleicecream · 3 hours ago
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that isn't true. you're lying to me.
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appleicecream · 3 hours ago
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i am. very displeased by this thumbnail.
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appleicecream · 3 hours ago
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I wanna meet jonathan wolff one day hes so cool
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appleicecream · 4 hours ago
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HE. WOULD NOT. SAY THAT.
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But he WOULD make a 9/11 joke. Not like this though. Give me 20 minutes I'll make a better one
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appleicecream · 4 hours ago
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I havent actually watched the 1st season in so long because i remember not enjoying it that much (Yeesh, kramer with a different name!?) But its been long enough that i should revisit it
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appleicecream · 4 hours ago
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appleicecream · 4 hours ago
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When i see women being mean to george
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appleicecream · 4 hours ago
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s4e17 is NOT one of the worst episodes of seinfeld, and to say it is quite frankly shows a disregard for the time period as well as the NUMEROUS seinfeld episodes involving "jokes" about sexual assault!
s4e17, or "The Outing," is quite frankly TAME compared to, say, s9e6 ("The Merv Griffin Show"). While nowadays The Outing could be received very poorly, in 1993 it was received with open arms- Even winning a GLAAD award!
The Merv Griffin Show on the other hand, in my own opinion, was disgusting and insensitive. I can't comment on the public's reception of it as I haven't looked into it but i can't imagine it was very widely enjoyed, especially not by women.
All in all, anyone who says The Outing is one of the worst seinfeld episodes is CLEARLY not a fan nor a PROPER critic. Know your material if you want to make such a claim...
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appleicecream · 4 hours ago
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Loved Secret of the Mimic. His name is David. That is his name.
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appleicecream · 5 hours ago
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Seinfelfdddd
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appleicecream · 5 hours ago
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More seinfeld please
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Send me everything seinfeld related to my inbox
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appleicecream · 5 hours ago
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just realized the slap bass sample in megaman X is the same one as in the seinfeld theme song
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appleicecream · 5 hours ago
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Gayboys please just let me animate 🙁
I installed flipaclip to make my GIF, and it kept giving me Webtoon Yaoi Ads
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appleicecream · 5 hours ago
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I installed flipaclip to make my GIF, and it kept giving me Webtoon Yaoi Ads
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