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hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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this is immensely funny to me

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Generational toxic masculinity.

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

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STOP ITTT, a DoorDasher picking up someone’s order from my work took the bag from me and then put something into my hand, and it was macadamia nuts???? Just some loose macadamia nuts? And then he gave a smile and left?

easily the most baffling human interaction I’ve had lately. Do fae creatures come in the guise of DoorDash guys now instead of old beggar women? What just happened

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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I stopped having celebrity role models ever since ringo starr told me to fuck off when I was 11 that experience was very formative I can never trust another beatle

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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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Asshole. MH.

Bonus:

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pretty good film. excellent film even. second favourite film ever maybe

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?