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Ya know, sometimes I forget that y'all have no idea how much worse things are about to get for Gwen, and how much worse she herself is about to get.

Then I remember.

And it makes me smile.

😊

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This episode was gold

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Buffy quotes that live rent-free in my head 3/?

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The second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in. Have myself a real good day.

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In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic

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we are having danger days summer!! we are dying our hair and driving our cars too fast and getting sunburned!! we’re making art and participating in the local music scene and eating junk food and spending all our time with our friends!! and killing government employees also.

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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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i'll be your number one with a bullet

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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spoke deeply to me.

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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

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Ah yes my favourite character:

Marty Melson Welson Nelson Pimento Momento Mori Nankmeyer

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NEW SOFTWIRE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

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The devil’s name? I’m older than the devil, sir

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