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we are having danger days summer!! we are dying our hair and driving our cars too fast and getting sunburned!! we’re making art and participating in the local music scene and eating junk food and spending all our time with our friends!! and killing government employees also.

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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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i'll be your number one with a bullet

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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spoke deeply to me.

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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

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Ah yes my favourite character:

Marty Melson Welson Nelson Pimento Momento Mori Nankmeyer

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NEW SOFTWIRE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!

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The devil’s name? I’m older than the devil, sir

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great films available on the internet archive part two

first post + the archive collection with all of them

la haine (1995) dir. mathieu kassovitz

carnival of souls (1962) dir. herk harvey

andrei tarkovsky's filmography

a nightmare on elm st. dir wes craven

possession (1981) dir. andrzej źuławski

the silence of the lambs (1991) dir. jonathan demme

safe (1995) dir. todd haynes

psycho (1960) dir. alfred hitchcock

cops (1922) dir. buster keaton

sherlock jr (1924) dir. buster keaton

when harry met sally... (1989) dir. rob rainer

the bride of frankenstein (1935) dir. james whale

man with a movie camera (1927) dir. dziga vertov

coffee and cigarettes (2003) dir. jim jarmusch

m (1931) dir. fritz lang

it happened one night (1934) dir. frank capra

casablanca (1942) dir. michael curtiz

purple noon (1960) dir. rene clement

carrie (1976) dir. brian de palma

eraserhead (1977) dir. david lynch

they live (1988) dir. john carpenter

female trouble (1974) dir. john waters

do the right thing (1989) dir. spike lee

wings (1927) dir. william a wellman

fallen angels (1995) dir. wong kar wai

velvet goldmine (1998) dir. todd haynes

black panthers (1968) dir. agnes varda

american psycho (2000) dir. mary harron

the manchurian candidate (1962) dir. john frankenheimer

girlfriends (1978) dir. claudia weill

more to come ♡ glad you all like movies.

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Best Luke character, round 2 (266)

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i think old lady margery and old woman josie would be best friends

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Amanda's DIY Perfection

A clamanda (Clarissa/Amanada) edit to Little Miss Perfect ♥️😭

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sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again: