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we are having danger days summer!! we are dying our hair and driving our cars too fast and getting sunburned!! we’re making art and participating in the local music scene and eating junk food and spending all our time with our friends!! and killing government employees also.
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
#me with blood onthe clocktwer#mixed up the golem with the goon the other day#leading to a comedy of errors where i tried to get the psychopath tell an evil person to turn me evil. but i was the golem#devastating#then i tried to explain it to my friend who doesn't play and they're like wtf are you talking about
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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!
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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

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Ah yes my favourite character:
Marty Melson Welson Nelson Pimento Momento Mori Nankmeyer
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NEW SOFTWIRE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!
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great films available on the internet archive part two
first post + the archive collection with all of them
la haine (1995) dir. mathieu kassovitz
carnival of souls (1962) dir. herk harvey
andrei tarkovsky's filmography
a nightmare on elm st. dir wes craven
possession (1981) dir. andrzej źuławski
the silence of the lambs (1991) dir. jonathan demme
safe (1995) dir. todd haynes
psycho (1960) dir. alfred hitchcock
cops (1922) dir. buster keaton
sherlock jr (1924) dir. buster keaton
when harry met sally... (1989) dir. rob rainer
the bride of frankenstein (1935) dir. james whale
man with a movie camera (1927) dir. dziga vertov
coffee and cigarettes (2003) dir. jim jarmusch
m (1931) dir. fritz lang
it happened one night (1934) dir. frank capra
casablanca (1942) dir. michael curtiz
purple noon (1960) dir. rene clement
carrie (1976) dir. brian de palma
eraserhead (1977) dir. david lynch
they live (1988) dir. john carpenter
female trouble (1974) dir. john waters
do the right thing (1989) dir. spike lee
wings (1927) dir. william a wellman
fallen angels (1995) dir. wong kar wai
velvet goldmine (1998) dir. todd haynes
black panthers (1968) dir. agnes varda
american psycho (2000) dir. mary harron
the manchurian candidate (1962) dir. john frankenheimer
girlfriends (1978) dir. claudia weill
more to come ♡ glad you all like movies.
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Best Luke character, round 2 (266)
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i think old lady margery and old woman josie would be best friends
#is this anything#this post brougt to you by me finally reading the wtnv book after 3 years of owning it#sigh i miss old woman josie#welcome to night vale#shoot from the hip
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Amanda's DIY Perfection
A clamanda (Clarissa/Amanada) edit to Little Miss Perfect ♥️😭
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sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:

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