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this is literally so fucking funny

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Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:

“My dick, like a mythical tale,

Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”

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Silence is complicit.

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concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

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OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming

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Will and Jada Smith are couple goals forreal 😍😘

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i’m screaming

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i keep on thinking “hamlet high school AU” but i never know what i mean

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People need to STOP looking at me

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Types of tea

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This comment from r/gendercritical is really popular on trans reddit right now and its a shame it hasnt reached tumblr