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what your favorite TMA ship says about you (with help from @deconstructthesoup):

jmart: you like cozy sweaters and reading during a rainy afternoon, and i honestly respect that tragedy what tragedy

lonely eyes: your life goal is to be the diva relative at a wedding

what the girlfriends: if you’re in a horror movie there’s an automatic 50% increase in your chance of becoming the Final Girl

jonelias: you have seen hannibal.

timsasha: you root for the B-plot cute couples in sitcoms and are probably in a wholesome long-term relationship

jontim: you believe in the inherent romanticism of the “friends pulled apart by tragedy” trope

daisira: you go crazy over poems with dog symbolism/imagery

doorkeay: you’re a sucker for the neon x goth trope

jongerry: you want nice things for gerry, nice things for jon, and episode 111 made you cry

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I have a LOT to say about this guy, his homoerotic relationship(s), and his truly astounding amounts of catholic guilt, but that’ll have to wait until I’m less tired.

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I have a LOT to say about this guy, his homoerotic relationship(s), and his truly astounding amounts of catholic guilt, but that’ll have to wait until I’m less tired.

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I’m sorry they did a straight cut from Dream and Hob smiling at each other to Desire and expected us NOT to think they were faggots????

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Scheduling posts is for mindless slaves of the algorithm. You get my thoughts when I have them.

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“Men have to suffer in silence!” THEN WHY AM I ALWAYS FUCKING HEARING ABOUT IT????

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I do kinda wish that in the TV show Morpheus’ posture/mannerisms were a little more comic accurate. Like look at this little bisexual, bro does not know how to sit normally.

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I did not realize how substantial the overlap between the Magnus Archives and Dropout fandoms is

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Listening to The Magnus Archives is like the longest, most horrifying episode of Game Changer.

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“And now I see you.”

NOOOO JON THE EYE IS GONNA GET YOU!!!! NO SAD LITTLE MAN DONT SAY THAT YOURE GONNA GET GOT BY the watcher.

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

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Listening to The Magnus Archives is like the longest, most horrifying episode of Game Changer.

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I feel like all things considered, Sam moved on from the cage trauma way too quickly. Like yeah there was that whole plot line with the wall in his soul and stuff, but I think it would have been cool to see some of the more mundane marks that Lucifer left.

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The south is so cool, I wish our politicians weren’t FUCKING EVIL

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"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.