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300 burgers
just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"
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me when i ate the dirt
Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?
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and now the women can too!!! #feminism!!!
men used to go to war smh
Boy do I have some good news for you
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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits


make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏
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donating my boobs to the needy*
*cis male friend who keeps talking about how great he would look with boobs
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I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.
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Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?
He heard marriage is a union.
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