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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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HOW

Do YOU EnGAGE SPiiicY TimE?? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im so lost and helpless jesus christ

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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

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I’ve had enough, this is me now

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Standards

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you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

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not me fucking up what time my class starts and missing class on a day that we HAD A TEST

NOT TO MENTION

this class has no homework. my grade is entirely based upon the tests. this class ends at the end of the month. oops

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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MANNY JACINTO as Logan Santos I WANT YOU BACK (2022)

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apparently i should name my last remaining brain cell “robert pattinson” bc if this isnt my personality, idk what is lmao

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

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its time to start asking the real questions

why did we stop making the soap cutting videos? how did they get them in little cubes without looking precut? why do i like watching them so much? can we bring it back???

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happy valentines day!!!! i made some valentines day cards pls feel free to use

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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*watching ladybug*

GAY GAY GAY GAY

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give me your sleepy kisses and soft mumbles. your slow breathing and sweet dreams.