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next leather jacket i get i'm gonna make it like excruciatingly lesbian and female idc idc IDCC i know my girls will help me w it too<33
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imagine someone's eating your pussy and then they unprompted stop to look at you adoringly and say something like "I don't even care that this isn't a penis" that's the image I get in my head whenever virgins talk on this website lol
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Actually being homosexual is terribly normal. It's the most boring shit ever. It doesn't make anyone special or interesting or exciting and it says absolutely nothing about them as a person or about their political views and opinions. It's not even interesting. It's normal.
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at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback
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One reason I’m vocal about being a “gold star” lesbian / never having slept with or dated a man is because I feel it goes against the dominant lesbian narrative. I’m talking about the lesbian master doc “am I gay or are girls just really really pretty” back and forth years of experimenting stereotype. For gay men I feel like the narrative is always how they’ve always known since they were small children. Because of this I love talking about how I knew I was a lesbian since I was a kid and never questioned it enough to feel like I had to try out a man. Again, this isn’t because I think I’m better than bisexual women or lesbians who have been with males but because I’m sick of the only lesbian coming out story being the indecisive oh do I love my best friend or am I in love with her. Again, nothing wrong with that either I just don’t think that’s necessarily the norm but it is in pop culture. This of course ties into the stereotype that women’s sexuality is more fluid and less certain and that lesbians are less gay than gay men.
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some male yelled at me when i was in the dog park w my babies and he said "THE DOG PARK CLOSES AT 21.30 UR IN THERE TOO LATE" and i yelled at him back like okay cool! ure wrong but okay!!!
#i rly rly wish i wouldve seen him#cause i would for sure confront him#girl its not my fault u live right next to a dog park and there are no rules or regulations abt dog park activities#also we were in there when the automated lights were still on so dog park thinks its pkay to#be out there even so late#im just gonna side eye every male i see coming out of our or our neighbour apt complex
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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied
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(very important poll inspired by me and my sister reminiscing about how she was convinced she could help raise baby dolphins in our bathtub when she was five and I rejected a marriage proposal in second grade by saying I was dedicated to studying wolves in Alaska and didn't want to get into a long distance marriage)
Surprisingly, as much of a dinosaur nerd I am now -- and was -- I have to pick wolves for this one!
#dogs#i loaned every single dog book in my scool library and read them upwards to 100 times#i also memorised all dog breeds in this old dog book we had at home#and my older sister would quiz me abt what breed is on what page#dogs are i think my one true special interest thats been a part of my life for as long as i can remember
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#yes<3#i just made pizza yesterday#someone may say it had too many toppings... but to me... it was perfect and delicious#and yes pineapple was one of the toppings#i dont rly understand why its so controversial!#sweet and salty is such a common combination and usually pineapple is quite tangy too and that goes well w salty#so.. i dont get why its such a hated topping i think it gles quite lovely on a lot of different pizzas
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💯🙏💛🟨👍
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A Fair Return
A comic I made for the ShortBox Patreon in 2020! So so proud of this one. You can see my other work HERE
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