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Bdubs. Tennis.

Tennis transcript:

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>> [Bdubs] There was a sport called... ~Tennis~

>Tennis >Tennis court >Tennis >When you're playing tennis

>Tennis court >Tennis in Minecraft >*laughing* Tennis >Real tennis

>YOU EVER PLAYED TENNIS IN YOUR LIFE??

>So it looks like tennis might not be possible >Tennis

>[Etho] Tennis >[Bdubs] This has to be tennis!

>Tennis >Tennis IS going to work >Tennis

>[Bdubs] Tennis! [Etho] Tennis, real tennis

>[Bdubs] It's a pompous game called "tennis" >Good tennis

>This pompous game called ~tennis~

>For a pompous game steeped in tradition like tennis

>^TENNIS^ >TENNUS >t e n n i s

>~I~ make tennis! >yyyus! Tennis! >So in tennis

>Te- this tennis is already hard enough

>Tennis >TENNIS

>[Bdubs] Tennis [Etho] *laughs* Tennis >:) [Bdubs] Tennis *laughs*

>Tennis science! >You wanna play tennis? Here's tennis

>There's some tennis >Tennis >TENNIS IS FUN! I like tennis!

>Anything is- TENNIS is possible! >~Tennis~

>Tennis :) And we'll see you in the next episooode. *to ghast* Come on baby

>[Etho] tennis >:) <<

Compiled from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft"

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Help--this is too precious-- i'm -- ah -help

Transcript and credit below!

Transcript:

<< Ari: Do I have a big smile?

Bdubs: It's not huge, it needs to be bigger >

< Bdubs: Etho couldn't hit it back to me

Ari: Oh... We'll he's weak >

< Ari: Yah >

< Ari: YUSS hehe >

< Ari: RELEASE THE HOUND-- oop. Release the hound...

Bdubs: NO! NO DOGS ON HEEERE-- >

< Ari: I'm better than Etho, that's the thing

Bdubs: You are better than Etho

Ari: To be honest, I'm very sorry for saying this, but, I'm gonna need to tell you something. Come to the net

Bdubs: Alright

Ari: [timidly] Etho's my favorite guy that does- like-

[firework explodes]

Ari: Like- *looks to firework* can you shut up? Like who does stuff with you.. and stuff.. but not you :)

Bdubs: But not me?

Ari: Yeh. Not you :)

Bdubs: You like Etho at Minecraft, more than me?

Ari: yes *laughs*

Bdubs: *looking to the sky* THIS ISN'T FAIIIR >>

Clipped from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft" (12:14-14:12)

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Bdubs’ daughters skin having the same big eyes as him EILL never not be funny to me

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yaoi really is all we have left

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this is what he is to me. look up marimo moss balls right now

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*shrugging* i mean yeah. i guess i have a mouth. I could scream.

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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Behold

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do

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look at the excitement in his body language