arabelle-langston

[arabelle-langston]

Yeah just to say I have to have them or something. Wait, what? It's nice to meet you, Natalie.

Hmmm true, or keep them for something..Wait..Tan-Oh shit. I’m Natalie.

[arabelle-langston]

[arabelle-langston]

I think so too, as long as foreign money stops ending up in my tip jar somehow. I'm Arabelle by the way.

Hmm…Well have fun with the China trip/expedition. But if i were you I’d stick to Pounds.

[arabelle-langston]

I hope she doesn't try to get revenge on you or you'll just have one of those rain clouds like they have in cartoons hovering over you all the time. Hey I just did you a favor by telling you about them, really you should be thanking me.

You're quiet, London.

I no longer care about London’s feelings, it’s over between the two of us. Well nuts, no I don’t want to deal with jumping spiders, but thanks for killing the dream, Arabear.

[arabelle-langston]

All I can tell you is how London feels, that's it. I've heard there's some huge ass spiders in Australia though, ones that even jump. Are you sure you still wanna move away?

You're quiet, London.

Well then what good are you? You’re suppose to be helping me out, but now I want to hide under a blanket and cry. The only solution to this is me moving to Australia, so goodbye, mate.

[arabelle-langston]

Yeah that's me, I'm trying to keep my identity under wraps so people don't ask me to do things like tell London to stop raining. I'm afraid I can't help you, London does what it wants.

You're quiet, London.

Wait a minute. Are you the famous London Whisperer whose commercials I’ve seen on tv? It’s great to finally meet you. Tell London to get back to work.

[arabelle-langston]

London says even it needs a break sometimes.

You're quiet, London.

[arabelle-langston]

Not at all. At least if for some odd reason I end up in China someday I have five yen?

Not gonna get far with that are you.

[arabelle-langston]

Someone stuck Chinese money in my tip jar today and I appreciate it, but I think I'd prefer pounds so I could actually spend it.

[arabelle-langston]

Fine, I can take one loss. Wow, sounds like you guys have been going all over the place so I can forgive you this time. I'm guessing you're sick of airports at this point?

Nope, I’m calling it a forfeit, so i win either way. Sorry, I could have sworn that I did tell you. We’ve both been busy with her family when we got back to New York and now we’re both in Texas because of my family and things have been insane. Ha, yeah I guess so

[arabelle-langston]

Geez, and you got away without any wounds? It's a good thing you didn't die, or else I'd have to kill you for dying on me.

I'm so frustrated tonight.

NO! The boiling water exploded all over my flat. Could of died okay?!

[arabelle-langston]

That's only part of it, lets just pretend it was a tie and call it done. As a matter of fact you didn't and I feel betrayed, but that's so exciting!

You’re only saying that because I was winning. I never told you? Um, I proposed on the 13th. 

[arabelle-langston]

And suddenly this entire topic is completely irrelevant because I spy the word fiance, since when did that happen?

I have a fiance with two hands and semi decent listening skills. I’d walk her through how to make everything very very slowly. I’m full of good ideas. Good luck on your quest!

[arabelle-langston]

But what if you could still read and you were just cursed so everytime you attempted to make something, something went wrong no matter how perfectly you followed the instructions? That's a good idea too, I should start the search now.

That’s what cookbooks are for. Hopefully I would still be able to read and then if I can read I can cook. If I can’t read, then I would be dead because I would have killed myself. Or you can do the method of someone I know and just live with someone who can cook 

[arabelle-langston]

Your pasta fell on you? I don't even know how that happens but I'll cross my fingers for you that no more pasta showers happen.

I'm so frustrated tonight.

Thanks babe, praying my pasta doesn’t fail me again now.

[arabelle-langston]

christopher-dawson:

I know about the cooking unfortunate but that doesn’t mean I’m ever going to stop mocking them. You would have either starved to death, learned to cook or burnt down your apartment building

How coldhearted of you, Chris. What if one day you lost all your cooking skills? See, and all of those are really unfortunate results, so bless the heavens above for delivery.

[arabelle-langston]

Oh, you just moved? Yeah unpacking is a definite pain in the ass, especially when you have to find a place for everything.

Introductions are stupid.

I’m doing fine. Just unpacking stuff into my new apartment. Moving’s rough and stressful.