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reasons you should date me #2: I'll help you with your homework

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reasons you should date me #1: I am a complete and total nerdlord

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im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules

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one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

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EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A BIZZARE PET NAME WHISPERED SMOOTHLY INTO THEIR ASK BOX

I am 100% serious and every one will be different GO.

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STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer never ever do this please this is the worst thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

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new haircut woohoo

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shut up Carson

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SIGNS U CAN AND SHOULD FIGHT: taurus- theyre uptight nd good liars but will probably overthink it nd back out. fight them. do it. they need it. honestly just start a fight club with a taurus. it doesnt matter who wins, if u can get them hooked on bloodlust maybe theyll chill the...

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You can’t just go changing the script like that.

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"So are you straight? Are you gay? What are you?"

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This armor may undermine my non-threatening, huggable design.