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i’m  going  insane  :  can  someone  please  tell  me  how  to  change  the  color  of  specific  words  on  your  mobile  banner  ?  adding  links  ?  making  the  font  smaller  ?  am  i  just  stupid  or  something  ?  holy  hell

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like  this  for  a  thread  from  a  verse  i’m  playing  around  w/  for  miles  :  the  tragic  college  sagas

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@webbbed

I grew up on the Tobey Maguire Spiderman movies, so this past year in cinema has been a real treat.

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like  this  for  a  thread  from  a  verse  i’m  playing  around  w/  for  miles  :  the  tragic  college  sagas

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’ hell, if i had a chip on my shoulder i���d be pretty happy. it's a free chip to eat. ‘

weird  /  funny  sentence  meme  .  accepting  !

❛  hilarious  ,  ❜

your  shoe’s  heel  taps  delicately  against  the  edge  of  the  desk  ,  and  effortlessly  you’re  gliding  across  the  cramped  quarters  of  your  dorm  (  spidey-strength  .  wasn’t  always  so  easy-going  ;  you’ve  cracked  the  framework  of  your  and  ganke’s  bunk  bed  about  twice  since  the  semester’s  started  while  performing  similar  stunts  .  thankfully  ,  he’s  a  relatively  go-with-the-flow  kind  of  dude  ,  )  .  a  faint  smirk  forms  along  the  furthest  edges  of  your  lips  ,  glancing  sidelong  at  the  elder  spider  as  you  pluck  your  bio-chemistry  text-book  from  its  disheveled  corner  of  the  bookshelf  ,

❛  guess  it’s  a  good  thing  i  wasn’t  bitten  by  the  spider  that  gives  me  the  dusty  old  sense  of  humor  ,  ❜

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weird / funny sentence meme

‘ these sonic the hedgehog commemorative plates don’t clean themselves, and since i don’t believe in dishwashers they don’t get cleaned other ways either. ‘ ‘ personally? i think the old lady who dropped the priceless diamond into the ocean at the end of titanic should have given it to me instead. ‘ ’ i don’t have time for these questions, and i don’t have time for answers either. ‘ ’ the nature of man is best described as ‘a thing i don’t care about’. ‘ ’ hell, if i had a chip on my shoulder i’d be pretty happy. its a free chip to eat. ‘ ’ my class to learn how to tell time starts at one thousand and thirty. ‘ ’ this kills me every time, but who can resist jumping in a good spike pit? ‘ ’ its adam and eve, not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible. ‘ ’ chainsaw hacky sack is all fun and games until someone loses a ponytail ‘ ’ hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead. ‘ ’ the next person who tries to hit my brain out of my skull with a piece of metal will get a big surprise, i function perfectly fine without it. ‘ ’ actually i can see both the forest AND the trees. even your average idiot can see forests and trees, all you need is a working pair of eyes. ‘ ’ yeah, as soon as that caterpillar went into the cocoon, i knew there was going to be a butterfly coming out of it, not much of a surprise. ‘ ’ i’m not good at making friends, but i am good at sitting silently alone. so in a way it works out. ‘ ’ why do birds suddenly appear every time i crash a tractor into a silo full of bird seed? ‘ ’ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news. ‘ ’ everywhere you look, there’s a heart. stop screaming, i killed a lot of people to get all these hearts. ‘ ‘ have yet to receive any accolades, will wait patiently. ‘ ‘ i survived everything the world threw at me. except the knives, saw blades and acid. ‘ ‘ we let the bodies hit the floor, then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs… you name it, bodies will be hitting it! ‘ ‘ no, i didn’t drop all this on the floor. i dramatically knocked it out of my own hands because i have something to prove. ‘ ’ $19 for 100 glow in the dark pebbles? i don’t know man, this could be the deal that changes the game for me. ‘ ’ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead. ‘

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ultimate comics: spider-man #7

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i have been waiting for this moment. i will do what you ask. with honor, commitment, courage, and all the other stuff. // kamala khan / ms. marvel written by sarah !

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❛  hey  man  ,  have  you  ever  tasted  chocolate  that  was  like  ,  way  too  chocolate  ?  like  so  much  it  doesn’t  even  taste  like  chocolate  anymore  ?  it’s  just  this  weird  stuff  that  kinda  feels  like  thick  molasses  -----  ❜  

you  turn  in  the  midst  of  your  easy  ramblings  to  see  him  ------  a  face  in  sharp  contrast  to  the  one  you  expect  to  be  received  with  .  the  confection  ,  which  you  had  verbally  condemned  mere  seconds  prior  is  wedged  between  your  teeth  nonetheless  ,  (  you’re  a  teenage  boy  .  you’ll  eat  a  piece  of  chocolate  if  it  tastes  like  the  inside  of  a  quarterback’s  shoe  ,  won’t  you  ?  )  .  

so  there  you  are  ,  looking  rather  stupid  .  feeling  especially  stupid  .  

you  bite  down  ,  unheeding  of  the  remaining  chocolate  that  crumbles  down  past  your  chin  in  consequence  and  swallow  ,

❛  uhhhh  …..  you’re  not  pete  ,  ❜

@osdium  hit  ya  boi  up !

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ITS GONNA GET HARDER    before it gets easier.   but it   WILL   get better, you just gotta make it through the   HARD STUFF     first.  you were never created to live depressed, defeated, guilty, condemned, ashamed or   UNWORTHY.   you were created to be   VICTORIOUS.  // indie    MULTIVERSE    trans man   !   harold theopolis osborn     est. 11/10/18 as CHERISHED by miles.  ©

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mhiilk·:

“its dark im scared”

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

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Miles Morales in Ultimate Comics Spider Man #8 (2011)

So that’s it then??

So I don’t get to be spider-man after all? 

I get to be spider-man for what?

Five days. 

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❛ spider-man  and  mj  would  be  kind  of  a  cute  couple  to  write  about  ,  ❜

you’re  both  sitting  in  your  dorm  (  ganke  and  fabio  have  already  gone  home  for  winter  break  ,  but  unfortunately  for  you  ,  there’s  an  immunity  among  criminals  for  a  sense  of  the  holiday  spirit  )  .  your  spider  suit  still  clings  comfortably  to  your  body  ------  the  adrenaline’s  worn  off  ,  and  you’re  far  too  lethargic  to  throw  on  a  pair  of  festive  pajamas  ,  (  besides  ,  there’s  a  girl  in  your  room  ,  it’s  not  like  you  can  just  yank  down  a  full-body  leotard  right  in  front  of  her  )  .  

❛  i  mean  ------  they  literally  invented  the  spider-kiss  ,  ❜  the  cleft  of  your  chin  rests  on  crossed  forearms  ,  peering  down  from  the  bunk  bed  at  your  fellow  part-time-avenger  ,  illustrious  fan-fiction  author  (  it’s  good  ,  what  you’ve  read  of  it  ,  anyway  ;  you  try  to  read  her  work  in  your  spare  time  ,  but  it  always  seems  like  there’s  something  gambling  for  the  scattered  remains  of  your  attention  )  in  any  case  ,  you’d  rather  read  her  writing  than  the  bs  they’re  trying  to  shove  down  your  throat  in  eleventh  grade  literature  ,  that��s  for  sure  .

❛  plus  ,  he’s  a  superhero  and  she’s  a  civilian  .  that’s  gotta  be  like  ,  the  most  difficult  dynamic  ,  and  they’ve  pulled  it  off  for  ,  like  ,  years  !  i  think  .  if  that’s  not  true  love  then  i  better  just  retire  from  the  game  all  together  ,  ❜

@slothsbaby  hit  ya  boi  up !

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Miles Morales | Spider-Man (2016) #012

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❛  no  way  …..  ❜

it’s  not  her  .  you  know  it  isn’t  .    it  doesn’t  matter  ,  it’s  her  memory  that  stares  back  at  you  ,  and  you  at  it  ,  (  a  first  love  is  pretty  sticky  -----  even  the  web  fluid  in  your  shooters  can’t  outlast  the  remnants  of  her  you’re  still  scraping  from  the  scarred  surface  of  your  heart  )  .  there’s  red  seeping  through  the  margins  of  your  vision  ,  like  ink  bleeding  through  the  furthest  edges  of  a  paper  .  your  knuckles  are  white  ,  and  the  veins  that  lay  on  top  of  them  are  swollen  and  pulsing  .

❛  no  ,  you’re  gone  ,  you  were  supposed  to  be  gone  !  ❜  it’s  not  her  .  you  know  it  isn’t  .  it  doesn’t  matter  ;  where  the  shiny  ,  long  black  tresses  of  her  hair  lay  smoothly  framing  her  face  ,  they  are  instead  pulled  up  into  a  fashionable  ponytail  ,  accentuated  by  that  lovely  shade  of  pastel  pink  in  her  bangs  you  so  fondly  remember  .  you’re  back  ,  suddenly  :  tied  up  in  that  chair  ,  cold  ,  despite  the  fabric  of  your  spider  suit  ,  your  heart  crumbling  to  dust  helplessly  ,

a  fiery  anger  washes  your  eyes  ,  and  you  throw  yourself  toward  her  with  a  fist  clenched  ,

❛  get  out  of  here  ,  katie  !  ❜  

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