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I’m changing urls because of reasons (shoutout to tumblr’s support for REALLY BEING A BIG HELP), so if you actually give a care, follow my new account at the url firebar.
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TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THIS BLOG
I’m changing urls because of reasons (shoutout to tumblr’s support for REALLY BEING A BIG HELP), so if you actually give a care, follow my new account at the url firebar.
That’s all.
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TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THIS BLOG
I’m changing urls because of reasons (shoutout to tumblr’s support for REALLY BEING A BIG HELP), so if you actually give a care, follow my new account at the url firebar.
That’s all.
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Expectation vs Reality
Aries: stuck up // actually down to earth
Taurus: trust worthy // actually has tons of blackmail willing to use against you hahaha
Gemini: shy in class // actually one of the loudest + most fun people you will ever meet
Cancer: bitch // actually is really sweet and will cook for you
Leo: conceited & popular // actually insecure + hates most people
Virgo: overly critical of others // actually has no intention of hurting people and is just really honest
Libra: happiest person you will ever meet // actually is really sad :(
Scorpio: really cool // actually still cool but a lil awkward
Sagittarius: unsympathetic // actually cares a whole lot tho may not show it
Capricorn: way too serious // actually is super crazy once you get t o know them
Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships // actually the other person’s fault for the end of the relationship
Pisces: super shy & sweet // actually will fuckin turn into an ape
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how can Superman go to court and have his face plastered all over the news and nobody turn to Clark Kent and be like you know what you look just like this guy
like please tell me that’s gonna come up
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Raise your hand if you’ve ever held the DS/3DS stylus in your mouth like a cigarette or behind your ear like a pencil
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wishlist
big sword
big sheath for my big sword
RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun
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realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
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so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’
and i realized this is it. this is why im single. i make puns to myself in an empty bathroom.
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forum > help
>hey guys im experiencing this problem running my game
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happy america 5th everyone. you know the drill, america isnt free anymore. everyone back into your containment units until scheduled freedom day next year, thanks to all, respect your overlords
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