I write these, not to expand upon my various story ideas, or to share them amongst the world. Nor to express my ideas for the characters, neither to brag about them… Well, partly for that reason… This is mostly just to get people to shut up.So, expect a wide variety of Jaune Arc related stories from Fluff to Angst!Be warned however; I’ve garnered a well earned reputation for my angst…
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Ozpin to Jaune, and Nora after they destroyed part of Vale on their date.
Ozpin: Would you…
Ozpin: Haaa…
Ozpin: Would you please explain to me how… all of this happened?
Nora:
Jaune: And, we embraced the nonsense!
JN: YEAH!
Ozpin: …
Ozpin: Oh gods…
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I’m just really proud of this one.
The Little Girl in the White Coat
Ruby: Ahh?!
Summer: What's wrong, Ruby?
Ruby: I burnt my marshmallow...
Tai: Give it here, Ruby. You can have mine, mine is nice, and brown!
Ruby: Yay! Thanks, Dad!
Qrow: How's yours coming along, Firecracker?
Yang: It's great! If Mom would stop stealing my marshmallows!
Raven: What?! I take offence to that! I did not steal my daughters marshmallows!
Tai: I can see the chocolate on your cheek from your last smore, Dear.
Raven: Ahh crap...
Qrow: Hahaha!
Tai: Alright girls, it's getting late, we best head to bed.
Ruby: What?!
Yang: No!
Tai: Come on girls it's late.
Ruby: Not until you tell us a story!
Yang: A scary ghost story!
Qrow: Well... we are around a campfire, and it is late at night. Its a perfect time for scary ghost stories!
Summer: Okay, but only one ghost story then off to bed with the both of you.
RY: Yay!
Tai: So, who has a scary ghost story. Ray, you got a scary ghost story to tell?
Raven: G-Ghost story?! N-N-N-No! I don't have anything to share!
Summer: Is, Raven...?
Qrow: Afraid of ghosts? Absolutely!
Summer: Oh? Oh that's good to know~!
Tai: What about you, Qrow?
Qrow: The clan didn't really tell scary stories. What about you?
Tai: Dad, never told me any stories around the campfire.
Summer: Well, looks like it's up to me then.
Ruby: You have a ghost story to tell, Mom?!
Yang: Is it scary?!
Summer: Mmm... It is a ghost story, but it's not a scary ghost story.
RY: Nawww...
Summer: But, it's also a story of a hero!
Ruby: A hero?!
Yang: A ghost story about a hero? That doesn't make sense.
Summer: Yes! This is a ghost story about the, Rusted Ghost!
Yang: The Rusted Ghost...?
Ruby: Can ghosts get rusty?
Summer: No, this is just the name of this particular ghost. Now then, you've all heard of the, Rusted Knight before?
Yang: Yeah! From that, Ever After book you read us!
Ruby: The Rusted Knight is the coolest!
Summer: Well, what if I told you a story about how the spirit, the ghost of the, Rusted Knight appears in this world too!
Ruby: What!
Yang: Is that true?!
Summer: Yes! Now then, this is a story about a young girl, no older than you, Yang. A young girl traveling through the woods, she was dressed in her favourite white coat, caring loafs of freshly baked bread to give to her loving grandfather!
Ruby: Bread? Why not smores?
Tai: You can't have another smore, Ruby.
Ruby: Nawww...
Yang: Keep going, Mom!
Summer: Well, as the little girl in the white coat was making her way through the woods, a pack of, Beowulf's jumped out of the bushes surrounding the little girl in the white coat!
Yang: Ahh?!
Ruby: Beowulf's?!
Summer: Yes! Beowulf's! They had come there to steal the little girl with the white coat basket! The evil, Beowulf's wanted all of her freshly baked bread for themselves! But, as the little girl in the white coat was cowering away from the, Beowulf's clutching her basket of bread in her hands. A rustling from the bushes was heard, and out from the bushes emerged, the Rusted Ghost!
Summer: The Rusted Ghost wore stunning pale white armour, he wore a helmet with slit groves in it. The ghost wore an off white cloak billowing in the wind. The ghosts armour was covered in gold that filled crevices in his shattered, and broken armour. The gold bled off across the armour, giving it the appearance of rust! He had a longsword, wrapped in a faded deep blue cloth along the hilt rested against his hip.
Summer: As he neared the monsters he pointed at the monsters, he spoke in a silent yet booming voice demanded that these monsters leave her alone! The Beowulf's all pointed, and laughed at him, they said they weren't going to do anything. That they were going to take the little girl in the white coat bread, and eat it all up!
Summer: But, the Rusted Ghost merely sighed as he drew his sword! And, as the Beowulf's saw this, and they charged him!
Ruby: No?!
Yang: They attacked him?!
Summer: Yes! They charged at the, Rusted Ghost! They bared their fangs at him, but the, Rusted Ghost stood it's ground! As the first, Beowulf lunged at him, his rusted blade flew through the air with a white, and golden blur as it sliced through one, Beowulf after another!
Summer: And, as the last, Beowulf fell, it's body fading into black smoke, disappearing, and blowing away before it even reached the ground! The Rusted Ghost looked around before sheathing it's blade, it walked along the ground with heavy, yet silent steps as it came closer to the girl in the white coat. The Rusted Ghost knelt before the girl, and ask if she was alright.
Summer: The Rusted Ghost asked the little girl in the white coat if she was alright, she said she was fine. The Rusted Ghost asked why she was alone in the woods, she said she was on her way to give this bread to her grandfather. The Rusted Ghost said it would protect the little girl in the white coat all the way to her grandfathers home.
Summer: So, the little girl in the white coat walked alongside the, Rusted Ghost. They walked towards her grandfather's home, as the little girl in the white coat saw her grandfathers house in the distance she ran towards it. She knocked on her grandfathers door, and her saw his dear grandfather. She leapt into his arms as she told him the story of her encounter with the, Rusted Ghost.
Summer: But, as the little girl in the white coat pointed towards the, Rusted Ghost, she pointed towards an empty path that lead out of the woods. The Rusted Ghost was gone! The little girl in the white coat cried out that it was just there, but the grandfather just laughed as he rubbed the little girl in the white coat hair, and brought her inside into enjoy some strawberry jam on a slice of freshly baked bread.
Summer: And, while the little girl in the white coat was sad that the, Rusted Ghost left, the Rusted Ghost was needed elsewhere. For there were other little girls, and boys out there in the world that needed the help from the, Rusted Ghost.
Summer: And, that my girls is the story of, 'The Little Girl in the White Coat, and the Rusted Ghost.' What do you think?
Ruby: That was an amazing story mom!
Yang: That was a great story mom!
Ruby: Another! Anoth... yawnnnnn... another story...
Tai: I don't think so, Ruby, looks like your body is saying it's time for bed. Come on, let's get to bed.
Ruby: But, I don't wanna... Zzzzz...
Qrow: Haha! And, she's out like a light!
Raven: Come on my little dragon, it's time for you to go to bed too.
Yang: Alright, Mom. Goodnight, Mommy.
Summer: Goodnight, Yang.
~~~
Tai: Okay, the girls have been put to bed.
Raven: And, since the kids are asleep, the drinks are out!
Qrow: Yes! Toss a can here!
Raven: Here ya go little brother. Tai, you want one?
Tai: Sure toss it here.
Raven: Here you go. Sunny?
Summer: Hmm?
Raven: You want a beer?
Summer: Oh? No, no thank you.
Raven: Suit yourself.
Qrow: Ahhh! Now this is how you finish a night: Sitting by all your friends around a campfire, drinking a beer under the stars!
Tai: It sure is.
Raven: Ahh~! That hits the spot... So, Summer?
Summer: Yes?
Raven: 'The Little Girl in the White Coat, and the, Rusted Ghost...' You know, I've heard plenty of stories about the, Rusted Ghost, but I've never heard that one before.
Tai: You've heard ghost stories about the, Rusted Ghost? I thought you bandits would tell horror ghost stories around the campfire, not stories about the, Rusted Ghost.
Qrow: No, we've heard quite a few stories about the, Rusted Ghost. but, I've never heard that one before either.
Raven: Did you just make that one on the spot?
Summer: On the spot? No... Well... I... I just tweaked it.
Raven: You 'tweaked it?'
Tai: What do you mean by that?
Summer: Well... The little girl in the white coat, doesn't sound so different than the little girl in the white cloak.
Qrow: The little girl in the white cloak?
Tai: The white cloak?
Raven: Wait, was this story about you?
Summer: Some of it, the real story is actually rather... dark.
Qrow: What do you mean by that?
Summer: ...
Summer: This story takes place when I was fourteen. I was in a small town with my grandfather, I was training to become a, Huntress, and my grandfather took me to this small town dealing with, Grimm attacks.
Summer: While my grandfather was talking to the mayor, two men came to me panicking, they told me they saw some, Grimm. Not thinking about it I followed them, but as we got deeper into the woods, three more men came out of the trees, and jumped me.
Qrow: They what?!
Tai: They jumped you...?!
Summer: Yeah... Two of them forced me to the ground holding my arms as I struggled in vain to get them off. Another kept there hand over my mouth so I couldn't scream for help as another man loomed over me...
Summer: He said I was stupid little girl... A wanna be, Huntress falling for such a simple little trap. Wanting to be the hero, not thinking about running straight into danger.
Summer: His companion... one of the men who tricked me into coming into the woods told the man to shut up, and get on with it already...
Summer: The man standing over me laughed as he told him to shut up, that he was just, 'savouring the moment.' After that, he ripped up my corset, then he tore off my skirt, next was my undershirt... Then lastly... he ripped of my bra...
Summer: Three men were holding me down, another was standing by watching, and the last one was kneeling over me, stripping me naked... In that moment... even after years of facing down hordes of, Grimm, I've never been more scared in all my life. Even now, just talking about it sends chills down my spine...
Tai: Summer... Y-You don't need to continue if...
Summer: No... No, you three are my family... You deserve to know this story. Besides... as scary as this all was, it ends on a somewhat pleasant note...
Raven: How the fuck does a story about almost being rapped end pleasantly?!
Summer: Because I wasn't rapped.
Tai: Oh thank gods...
Qrow: Gods... You scared the shit out of us, Summer! Gods, Raven hand me another beer, I'm going to need it.
Raven: Okay, but I get the other one. Hell, I think I better break out another six pack.
Tai: Good idea...
Qrow: I hate to saying this, but... can you please continue, Summer?
Summer: Okay... Well as I was struggling in vain to break away, there wasn't much a fourteen year old could do to get four fully grown men off of her. A voice, a voice as silent as the nights sky, but boomed with the echoing roar of a thunderstorm spoke up.
Summer: It asked what was going on, the man standing by the side told the man to go fuck off. The voice spoke again, asking what they was doing with that girl, to me. The man laughed as he said that they were going to have some fun with me. In a quiet yet commanding voice I heard the words, 'I see.' I then heard the sound of shuffling of metal as heavy, yet light footsteps neared me.
Summer: The voice said one thing, 'Let the girl go, or die.' The man laughed, and told the man to fuck off. Then, I heard the sound of the drawing of steel, then I heard a small thud, followed by an even heavier thud. The man who tore up my clothes then got up, he pulled a dagger from his waist, and told the man he had fucked up. He then screamed, and fell to the ground clutching the severed stump where his hand once was. Then I heard another sound, the sound of a mans throat being cut.
Summer: As I saw that man's body fall, dead upon the ground, I finally saw my saviour... It was just as I described him to the girls...
Summer: Dressd in full plate armour as white as bleached bones... Antique gold running around the trim of the armour, and filling in the cracks of their broken armour, fading off the white giving it's rusted hue. A long sword with a white blade, and golden antique pommel, and handguard, with a faded deep blue leather around the hilt. He wore a matching bone white cape with gold bleeding off of it that flapped in a calm breeze.
Summer: What stood out to me the most was it's helmet. It was a faceless, emotionless, and yet... I could feel an intense gaze, a silent rage, that held an absolute authority, and control over this situation.
Summer: I had heard stories, even heard rumors, but in that moment all of them were true. That the, Rusted Ghost, no... that the spirit of the, Rusted Knight was real.
Summer: One of the men that was holding me down let go, and charged at the, Rusted Knight. He fell after the brush of one swing of it's sword. The other two men let go of me, pulling out their knives, and charged him. The first one fell when a sword was thrusted through his chest, his body fell onto the ground the, Rusted Knights sword still buried in his chest.
Summer: The last man was grabbed by the throat, and hoisted into the air, turning his body around before slamming his body on the ground. He cried out in pain, and then in fear as the, Rusted knights armoured boot slammed down, crushing the mans skull into a pile paste...
Tai: He crushed his head with his foot?!
Qrow: Damn... talk about a brutal takedown...
Summer: The Rusted Knight's back was facing towards me when it did this, but I distinctly remember the sound, and the way the mans blood splashed about...
Summer: After this mans... execution. The Rusted Knight pulled out it's sword from the dead man's body, flicking the blood off it's blade before sheathing it. It walked over to me, and knelt down in front of me. I covered myself the best I could with my cloak to give myself a modicum of dignity.
Summer: His voice was so calming, even though it felt so cold... But, it said to me... 'Little girl in the white cloak... are you alright?'
Summer: I said I was fine. Well, mostly fine. I was almost rapped just then... But, the Rusted Knight asked if I could stand, and I did after I steadied my nerves. The Rusted Knight then said it would guide me back to the town. The Rusted Knight never spoke another word after that, and yet, despite this intimidating, and commanding aura that the, Rusted Knight had. I've never felt more safe with the, Rusted Knight than in all of my life.
Tai: What? I thought you felt safest in my arms?
Summer: Oh, don't be so jealous, Dear~! There is a difference in filling safe within your lovers arms, and a knight in shinning armour. Much less one of myth, and legend.
Tai: Still bet you feel safer with me... You feel safest in my arms don't you, Raven!
Raven: Are your arms my wife's arms?
Tai: N-No...?
Raven: There's your answer.
Tai: Ohh...
Qrow: Pff! Hahaha! Suck it, Tai! You're not your wife's knight in shinning armour!
Tai: Shut up...
Summer: Hahaha. Well, after we reached the edge of the forest to the village, the Rusted Knight stopped, and gestured towards the town. That this was as far as it would go. I saw my grandfather, and I ran towards. My grandfather saw me, and came running towards me, grabbing me, and then screaming at the residents of the town as he saw the condition of my clothing. I told my grandfather that despite my appearance I was fine, I told him that I was saved, saved by the spirit of the, Rusted Knight.
Summer: My grandfather said that was ridiculous, but as I pointed to the woods where I came from, the Rusted Knight was no longer there. And, while my grandfather didn't believe me about the whole, Rusted Knight bit, he was forced to believe that someone did save me when he found my would be rapists mangled corpses. After that we went home, and that's the end of my story.
Tai: Whoa... That's... That's a hell of a story...
Summer: You believe me?
Tai: Of course I do, we all do, right guys?
Raven: You're my wife, Summer. I know how good of a liar you are.
Qrow: Or, more correctly, how bad of a liar you are.
Summer: I'm not that bad! R-Right...?
TQR: Ahh-hahaha!
Raven: No, you're worse than that.
Summer: Hey!
Qrow: So, did anything happen after you were nearly... Uhh...?! A-After you met the spirit of the, Rusted Knight?
Summer: Well, I never strayed far from my grandfather, or my teammates after that. But, one day when I was on another mission with my grandfather. I saw this old lady at a shire, it was a shire dedicated to the, Rusted Knight. I told my story to the old lady about my encounter with the, Rusted Knight. She was one of the few people who believed my story about my encounter with the, Rusted Knight.
Tai: Did this old shrine lady believe in your story?
Summer: Yes. She was one of the few people to believe my story wholeheartedly. After that she gave me this charm.
Raven: Oh, so that's what that pendant you hang around your neck is.
Summer: Yep, it may be nothing more simple than a simple copy of the, Rusted knights helmet, which bares a striking resemblance to the real, Rusted Knight's helmet.
Qrow: Does it now?
Tai: It is a nice design...
Raven: So, it's a good luck charm of sorts?
Summer: It certainly is to me. I was wearing it when I was made team leader. I was wearing it when the three of us became a couple, I was wearing it when we got married, and when I gave birth to my adorable little rosebud! To me, this charm, meeting the, Rusted Knight has been the greatest possession I've ever been given. Well, second only to my wedding ring~!
Tai: Pff... Now you're just saying that to butter me up.
Summer: Is it working~?
Tai: ...
Tai: Yes...
Summer: Hehehe~!
Qrow: Well, looks like we got our scary ghost story after all...
Raven: I would have preferred a scary monster story than that. But, it's still a hell of a scary story...
Tai: I'll say...
Summer: Well, even after all that had happened, I still wish I could see the, Rusted Knight one more time. I never got to say thank you to him for saving me. I was so in shocked over everything that had happened that it never crossed my mind.
Tai: Wait, did you say, 'Him?'
Summer: Oh, yeah I did.
Tai: What makes you think that the, Rusted Knight was a guy?
Summer: W-Well... The body's shape, and the voice were certainly a mans voice. But, what mostly stood out to me was the, Rusted Knight's eyes...
Qrow: Eyes? The Rusted Knight has eyes?
Raven: And, you saw them?
Summer: I did. When the, Rusted Knight knelt before me, he was at eye level with me. I saw the most beautiful blue eyes~! They were a deep cerulean blue that glowed with an ethereal beauty that was captivating to behold... I fell in love with men having blue eyes that day onward~!
Tai: Oh, so that's why you fell in love with me, because I have blue eyes?!
Qrow: Damn talk about being jealous.
Raven: Even I'm a little jealous... Oh well, maybe there is still a chance you'll see the, Rusted Knight in the future, Summer. In one way, or another.
Summer: One way, or another? What do you mean by that?
Raven: One of the stories we were told is that the, Rusted Knight exists on a whole different plane of reality.
Summer: Wha...?
Raven: They say that, Rusted Knight existence is on a whole different plane then ours. Sometimes they appear as a child, an old man, or the knight we all know. They say as a child the spirit of the, Rusted Knight brings joy, and happiness. The old man brings wisdom, and knowledge to those in need. And, the Rusted Knight is the warrior that protects all those that are in need. They say that there are even more forms than that.
Qrow: Yeah, I've heard a story that, Rusted Knight is a spirit that reincarnates into a new body every generation. So who knows, you may meet your, Rusted Knight in another way in the future.
Summer: Oh well, considering the circumstance under how I first met the, Rusted Knight, I would prefer that's how I meet them again.
Qrow: I'll say...
Tai: Well, if by some miracle you do meet again, do let us know how it went.
Summer: Will do. Now then, let's all head to bed, It's getting late, and the girls have school in the morning.
Qrow: Damn... I'd like to stay up more, and chat. But, Sunny's right, we best get to bed. Dealing with the girls antics is already hard enough with a hangover. I don't want to imagine dealing with them when I'm also sleep deprived...
Raven: Now that sounds like a nightmare, and a half.
Tai: Well, you heard the little lady: Off to bed everyone!
Qrow: Sweet dreams guys. And, Summer, don't dream too much about knights in rusty armour saving you. You don't want your husband, and wife getting jealous now do you?
Summer: I don't have that many dreams about the, Rusted Knight saving me!
TR: Say what now...?
Summer: Uh oh...
~~~
Years Later
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Summer: Now then... Where are our girls?
Raven: This place hasn't changed much since we attended, Beacon.
Summer: Considering, Ozpin is as stagnated as a mountain, it's not a surprise it hasn't changed.
Raven: There's certainly a lot of people here. I didn't know that many people came for parent visiting day.
Summer: That's only because you, and Qrow hid in our dorm room because you don't have any parents to visit you
Raven: Oh shush you! Now then, let's go find our ki...?!
: Mommmm!
Summer: Hmm? Ooph?!
: Mom! It's so good to see you!
Summer: Ow... Oh, Ruby? Oh it's good to see you too my little girl~! You've gotten stronger, you nearly knocked me down with your semblance.
Ruby: I've been training really hard! Me, and my teammates are doing really good!
Summer: Oh, and where are your fellow teammates?
Ruby: Oh, well, my partner's older sister came today so she's spending time with her big sis. Yang's partners mother came by so she's speaking with her.
Raven: Speaking of, where is my little brat?
Ruby: Oh, she's talking with her partners mom, getting gossip so she can tease her with later. They're in the cafeteria.
Raven: Ahh, that's my girl. Now then, I'll go see what my little brat is up to. I'll see you girls later.
Summer: So, besides your teammates have you made any other friends?
Ruby: Oh, yeah I have! I've made friends with a fellow team, Team JNPR! I'm especially close with their team leader! His name is, Jaune Arc!
Summer: Oh, how close are you two? Can I expect him to visit us all at home any time soon?
Ruby: Mom?! I'm not... We're not like that! Besides... his partner already has dibs on him...
Summer: Oh~? Well, maybe you can share him, just like your mom, and Raven.
Ruby: Mom?!
Summer: Ah-hahahaha!
Ruby: Ohhh!
Ruby: Hmmm? Oh there's dad! DADDDDD!
Summer: Whoo?! My, she’s gotten faster! Well, I'm glad to see she's enjoying herself here.
: Hmmm? You look like an older, Ruby. Are you perhaps, Ruby's mother, Summer?
Summer: Hmm? Why yes, I am. My name is Summer Rose who are... you...?
: Hello! I'm a friend of, Ruby's. My name is, Jaune Arc! It's a pleasure to meet you!
Summer: L-Like wise...? White armour... A longsword with a golden guard, and pommel wrapped in blue leather... And, glowing deep cerulean blue eyes...
Jaune: Is something wrong, Mrs. Rose?
Summer: N-N-No! Nothing's wrong, it's just... your armour, and weapon... It looked similar to someone I knew...
Jaune: Oh really? Anyone I'd know?
Summer: Not likely. The person I knew existed long before my daughter, or you were born.
Jaune: Oh, that's a shame. Ahh well, if there's nothing to be done about it, then that's that.
Summer: Did... Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes... That your eyes seem to glow?
Jaune: A few people have actually. I just think I have bright blue eyes that just makes them look shiny.
Summer: Ohh... that makes sense... Hmm? Oh, your bracer, was it broken?
Jaune: Hmm? Oh yeah, it was broken. Well, cracked would be a more appropriate description. My fellow classmate, a brute with a large war hammer crashed down on my bracer during a training bout, cracking it. But, as you can see, I repaired it.
Summer: But, how did you repair it? Normally when you repair armour that's been cracked you reforge it, right?
Jaune: Normally yes. But, my ancestor learned about this technique in, Mantle called, Kintsugi. It's usually used to repair broken pottery, and the like. But, my ancestor figured out a way to use it to repair armour, and weapons. Despite how it looks, it actually makes my gear stronger than it originally was.
Summer: Oh my, that's an interesting technique, I would love to learn it.
Jaune: Sorry, I'm afraid I can't tell you, Mrs. Rose. It is a family secret after all.
Summer: Then perhaps you could marry one of my daughters, and have one of them tell me?
Jaune: I doubt that would work. Ruby is more likely to ask me to marry her for my families chocolate chip cookie recipe.
Summer: Ah-haha~! Now that sounds like my little girl.
Jaune: Yeah, a lot of our bets are, Ruby demanding cookies from me. I'm getting a little tired of baking cookies, but it's not as bad as my teammates pancake obsession, so I'll take what I can get.
Summer: Well, there's always that one teammates with food obsession. My husband has this strange obsession with pickles.
Jaune: Pickles? Never really cared for them myself, but to each their own.
Summer: Yes, that how things...?!
Tai: Qrow?! No picking fights with the, Schnee girl!
Raven: Fuck her up little bro!
Summer: Haa... I best get going, the last thing I want is my teammates being called to the principles office, especially since we've all graduated.
Jaune: That'd certainly be funny as hell though.
Summer: Yeah it would be... Well, I best get going, it was a pleasure talking to you, Mr. Arc.
Jaune: It was my pleasure...
Summer: Okay what are they up...?!
Jaune: Little girl in the white cloak.
Summer: Wait, WHAT?!
Summer: How do you know that... Name...?
Summer: ...
Summer: What...? Where did he...?
Ruby: Mom! Come quick! Uncle Qrow is tearing up the courtyard fighting my teammates big sister! You got to stop him!
Summer: What, but... Where did, Jaune go?!
Ruby: Oh you were talking to, Jaune?
Summer: Yeah, he was just here. But, I turned my back to him, and he was just disappeared...
Ruby: Oh yeah, Jaune does that sometime. Honestly I think it's his semblance, or something.
Summer: D-Do you think I could talk to him again?
Ruby: Yeah, sure! But, why do you want to do that?
Summer: I just... I just wanted to say thank you...
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Meet the Family Au Rin: Rin takes Jaune to her destroyed town where she made makeshift graves for her parents. Rin she talks about her and Jaune while Jaune just supports her. (Nora and Pyrrha are taking down any Grimm near by. The entire team already killed the Nuckalevee)
Meet the Family: Rin
Rin: So this... this is what's left of my hometown... It was destroyed by that, Nuckalevee we killed...
Jaune: This place is... whoa...
Rin: Yeah.. My family's house was right there.
Jaune: That pile of rubble, and ash?
Rin: Yes... My mom died in that house...
Jaune: Oh... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry to hear that, Rin.
Rin: It's okay, Jaune. My father also died here... somewhere... He died trying to kill the, Knucklevee. But, he failed... I met, Nora after that when we were trying to escape from here.
Jaune: Are you okay, Rin? Being here, after everything that has happened... It must be hard for you.
Rin: It's a little hard, but... y-your here with me, Jaune.. so... It doesn't hurt as much...
Jaune: Rin...
Rin: ...
Rin: I... I want to make a memorial...
Jaune: A memorial?
Rin: Y-Yeah... I know how to make shift one based on my families traditions... c-could you help me make one?
Jaune: It would be my honour.
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Rin: Okay... It's done...
Jaune: You know... for a pile of rocks... It's really nice.
Rin: Thank you, Jaune... this means a lot to me.
Jaune: Like I said, Rin; It's my honour.
Rin: T-Thank you...
Jaune: Are we done, or is there something else we need to do?
Rin: Well... We bow our heads, and say a silent prayer to the departed. Unless you're not comfortable with that...?
Jaune: That's fine. Alright, after you then?
Rin: (Clap!)
Jaune: (Clap!)
Rin: Mom, Dad... It's me... Rin... I'm doing well... I've avenged you, I slayed the, Knucklevee... And, I've also found, a home.. I have new friends, and a new family... and... and someone special I want to spend the rest of my life with... Thank you for all that you've done for me... I love you... Goodbye...
Jaune: Mr. and Mrs. Rin... You're daughter... Lian Rin is a wonderful person. She is brave, warm, sweet, and beautiful... I thank you for bring her into this world... And, I swear on my families name of, Luna Jaune Arc that I will protect her... and, if I could have your permission... to one day... marry her, and take her as my wife... I may have to marry several girls... they won't take no for an answer. But, nonetheless! I wish to marry her... I pray for your blessing... I love her, and I want her to stay in my life, now, and forever... I promise... May your souls rest in peace...
Jaune: Okay... now what?
Rin: I guess we can leave now... there's nothing else to be done...
Jaune: Yeah... the others will be waiting for us. But, don't you want to check your old home? You might find something there?
Rin: N-No... Everything was destroyed in the fire. Not even my mothers remains...
Jaune: Alright I thought I should...
(Tink~!)
Jaune: Hmm...? What's this...?
Jaune: A ring?
Rin: A ring...? Wait...?! That's my moms wedding band!
Jaune: Your moms wedding ring? Well... That's one hell of an answer...
Rin: C-Can I have that back, Jaune...? Please...?
Jaune: Of course; Hold out your hand.
Rin: Okay.
Rin: W-W-Wait...?! Jaune that's my...?!
Jaune: There... Perfect fit...
Rin: Jaune... Y-You didn't need to put it there... people will think you asked me to marry you...
Jaune: Do you want me to get a different ring then?
Rin: ...
Rin: W-What...? W-What are you talking about, Jaune...?
Jaune: Rin...
Jaune: Marry me?
Rin: Yes.
Jaune: That was fast. You barely even thought about it.
Rin: I've been thinking about it since I first met you...
Jaune: Really?
Rin: W-Well... not imminently after meeting you... but, seeing how you treated the three of us... I couldn't help but fall in love with you... So... I... I can't help, but imagine being married to you, Jaune. So... Yes, I will marry you, Jaune Luna Arc...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Luna is actually my first name...
Rin: R-Really?
Jaune: Never liked it as a first name...
Rin: Well... I'll make you love it, Luna...
Jaune: We'll see about that... Lian...
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Nora: YESYESYESYES!!!
Pyrrha: Oh gods... That was beautiful!
Nora: Yes! Kiss the girl, Jaune! Shower her in love, and affection!
Pyrrha: One down two to go!
Nora: Bet ya he'll ask me to marry him before you!
Pyrrha: I'll take that bet!
Beowulf: GRRR! RAHH!
(BANG!)
Nora: Excuse me?! We're having a moment here?!
Pyrrha: Motherfuckers!
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(KA-BOOM!!!)
JR: ...
Jaune: I think, Nora's blown a fuse...
Rin: Pyrrha also...
JR: ...
Jaune: Well then... shall we get going then?
Rin: Let's...
Jaune: After you then, Mrs. Arc.
Rin: This is the best day ever~!
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Jaune: We don’t have time to take off our helmets so I can kiss you since we’re in the middle of a battle! But, remember this…
(‘Bonk’)
Jaune: I love you.
Pyrrha: I love you too.
Pyrrha: “Holy fuck?! That was so romantic~!”
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Thanks for the idea @superiorsturgeon
Head Tap
Jaune: Hey, Jessica?
Jessica: Yeah, Jaune?
Jaune: What of we dressed up like, Mandalorians…
Jessica: Oh I like where this is going~!
Jaune: And, what if we did that head tap, kiss thing with our helmets? Like in this photo.
Jessica: I will accept that as a marriage proposal. Yes.
Jaune: Oh… So does that mean you don’t want a ring, cause I already got the ri…?!
Jessica: …
Jessica: R-Ring…?
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I Noticed
Pyrrha: Do you notice anything, Jaune?
Jaune: Of course I do, but your beauty still surprises me every day.
Pyrrha: Oh you charmer~!
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Neptune: But, did you notice… whatever it was she wanted you to notice?
Jaune: I had no idea what she wanted me to notice. I just said that, and went back to thinking about velociraptors.
Sun: I usually think about triceratops.
Neptune: Nice.
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Jaune FMK: Ren, Sun, and Neptune. No! Not the dudes! The R63 versions! Cardin gets the dudes version.
God dammit… I have a brilliant, idea for this one, now I have to do it…
Context before we begin! Jaune is in his, Atlas design, and the, Fall never happened.
Let’s begin!
Jaune: MFK VIII
Jaune was sitting at a bench near the back of, Beacon Academy reading a book before a voice pried him away from his reading.
: Hey, Jaune. Mind if I join you?
Jaune looked up to stare into the sift pink eyes of his teammate Lie Rin. He smiled as he took in her beauty, her long flowing raven black hair, and her oriental dress. He nodded to his head as he gestured to the open space on the bench.
Jaune: By all means.
Rin: Thank you, Jaune.
Jaune had expected, Rin to take the seat across from him so he was surprised when she took the seat besides him, even more so when he registered how close she was next to him.
Jaune: Uhh… You need something, Rin?
Rin: Well, we just wanted to ask you something.
Jaune: We? Who’s we?
: She means us, handsome~!
Jaune looked over to see two ladies walking over towards him. He saw a girl with cyan hair stylized in a punk cut, with long bangs draped across her face. She wore a red shirt, overtop a white dress shirt that struggled to contain her sizeable bust with it. All the while she shot him a cocky smirk as she drew near.
Walking besides her, he saw a girl with a short, and wild haircut, she wore a loose dress shirt that proudly displayed her well defined abs, a result of her drive to perfect her body. With nothing, but a grey sports bra to hide her sizeable chest.
This appeared the leader of, Team SSSN, and her teammate, Sun Wukong, and Neptunia Vasilias.
Jaune: Hello ladies, you need something?
Nep: Yeah, we wanted to ask you something.
Jaune: Oh, and what is that?
Sun: Between the three of us, who would you, MFK?
Jaune stared at the pair dumbstruck as the pair sat down across of him, each of them shooting the befuddled knight a coy, and teasing smile.
Jaune: Uhh… W-Why are you asking me this?
Nep: Oh, just curious is all.
Sun: Yeah, just curious.
Jaune stared at the pair with a quirked eyebrow, visually displaying towards the pair how much he doubted the validity of there words. He turned to address his teammate hoping to gain a real answer from her.
Jaune: Are they serious?
Rin: Yes, yes they are.
Jaune: Okay… But, why are you doing this, Rin. I mean, I expect these two to want to know something like that, but you, Rin. That don’t add up.
Rin: I’m just curious what a man sees in a girl like me, like would he actually be interested in dating me?
Jaune felt as if he had fallen into a trap, that he had fallen into the midst of field filled to the brim with landmines, and that any wrong step he took he would set one off. He needed a defusal kit to deactivate these mines lest he go up with the mines. And, he was dealing with a minefield laid out by a trio of woman asking some very pointe questions.
Stepping on the landmine would be the least of his worries.
Jaune: O-Okay… Let me think… Mmm… Marry, Rin, fuck, Sun, and, kill, Nep. Or… kill, Sun and, fuck, Nep. Your interchangeable in this situation really. There, happy?
Neptunia, and Sun, stared at him with their mouths hung wide, at the shear blunt, and casualness he said that. While, Rin turned away with her hands over her face as a fierce blush spread across her face. Jaune just stared at the duo before he helplessly said:
Jaune: What?
Nep: You just said it?!
Jaune: Yeah, because you asked me to.
Sun: No, what she means is you basically spent no time thinking about it, you just said it. You didn’t even need to think about it?!
Jaune: No, I thought about it, there just wasn’t that much to think about.
Sun: Okay then, what did you think about that decided these pairings.
Nep: And, why are we interchangeable in the fuck, kill department?!
Jaune: Well, that’s easy; You’re, Miranda, Sun is, Liara, and Rin is, Tali.
The trio of girls stared at him like he was mad, mad that he based his decision after three characters from a video game that you could romance. Or, that he thought they fitted these three characters.
Nep: Okay, where the hell do you get the idea that we’re those three girls?!
Sun: Yeah! And, why am I, Liara?
Rin: I’m a little curious as well.
Jaune: Well, since this is such a simple thing, I thought of you as who I would romance in the game, and well you three fit those roles best. Mostly
Sun: And, we are that way because?
Jaune: Well… honestly, Sun the other girls don’t really fit you. Liara was the only other character I could tie you to since those three were the only girls I really romanced in the game. Blake could possibly fit her character better. Unless you have mother issues you haven’t told anyone about.
Sun: Is that it?
Jaune: Well, you are sexier than her, so we can’t use that.
Sun: I’m sexier than her~? And, why is that?
Jaune: Abs. You have abs for days little lady.
Sun pulled open her shirt, allowing, Jaune to see a clean view of, Suns tantalizing abs on full display. His eyes trailed her hand as it traveled down her body showing off every rise, and fall across chiseled abs.
Jaune would die before he’d admit he drooled just a bit. He was already dealing with hell from, Nora when he caught her drooling in desire at, Pyrrha’s well defined chiseled body.
Nep: And, why am I, Miranda? She’s an absolute bitch!
Jaune: Aye, but you are as hot as her.
Nep: Oh am I now~?
Jaune: You’re dressed in tight clothing that shows off your body just like she does. You have enticing eyes, and a cocky smile just like her. And, Miranda is best known for two things; A bitch, and that scene in the engine room. And, well…
Nep: You’ve fantasied about me doing just that haven’t you? Me pushing you down, sitting on your waist, pulling down my coat, and revealing the lacy bra I’m wearing as you take me there on the spot.
Jaune looked away nervously, he didn’t want to answer her, unfortunately him looking away from her with a faint blush across his face was answer enough.
The duos soft laughter was something he could do without.
Nep: Oh, you naughty boy~! If your up for it I’m all too willing to make your dream a reality~!
Jaune: N-Noted…
Jaune brushed away the growing blush across his face from the girls rather suggestive teasing. But, he was pulled back into it as he felt a soft tugging on his sleeve. He looked down to see, Rin looking away from him, hiding the faint blush across her face as she simply asked him her question.
Rin: J-Jaune… Why would you marry…?! W-Why am I, Tali?!
Jaune decided to spare, Rin any further embarrassment, but he made a mental note to address what she actually wanted to know. He wasn’t as dense as he was before, he could catch on to the hidden details now. At least he hoped he could.
Jaune: W-Well… Tali is my favourite character to romance. She’s one of the few characters that stands by your side throughout the series. She may leave your side every now, and then, but she does it to help her people. And, they’ve written her in such a way that you can’t help, but want to help her, and her people. She kind, cute, and endearing, when she loses her father you can’t help but give her a comforting hug to reassure her. How she reacts, being all flustered when you start flirting with her is so endearing I can’t help, but fall for her. Except for her singing that’s… that’s cringe.
Sun: It is cringe, but Tali’s no where near as sexy as, Liara is.
Nep: Or, Miranda for that matter.
Jaune: True, but I prefer her personality more so than her looks. Beauty fades in time, personality overcomes death. Not to mention her goodbye line at the evac is the best there is, hands down!
Sun: Pff! And, what makes you say that?
Jaune: Everyone else’s goodbyes are mostly, ‘I love you,’ said in some colourful way. But, Tali’s is unique, she’s pleading with you not to go, she knows she can’t stop you, you are her home, and she doesn’t want to lose you. Talk about pulling at the heart strings, I love that scene!
Nep: But, what about…?
Rin: J-Jaune…!
The trio were about to argue more, but stopped when a flustered, Rin dragged away, Jaune’s attention to her as she nervously tugged on his sleeve again.
Jaune: What is it, Rin?
Rin: “I-I have a home…”
Jaune: …?!
Rin: “Come back to me…”
A million thoughts were running like lightning through his mind that, Jaune thought his mind was going to short circuit. Was, Rin just just saying that to tease him? But, she sounded so sincere as she said it. What does she mean when she said this? Does she see, Jaune like family? His mother loves her her like another daughter, and she in turn sees her like the mother she lost. And, he see her as another one of his sisters… Wait, no, no he didn’t see her as that. Jaune’s not really sure how he sees, Rin; as a friend yes, but does she see him as potentially more than just friends, and if so, does he want them to become more than just friends?
His mind was so clogged with conflicting, and competing emotions, he didn’t break away from staring into, Rin’s beautiful pink eyes until he heard, Sun, and Neptunia’s snickering that caused his already deep blush to grow even more.
Jaune: O-Okay, there I said it! Happy now?!
Nep: Mostly, I wanna know who you see as the other romance able characters are?
Sun: Yeah! Why couldn’t I be, Samara instead of, Liara?
Nep: Yeah, why couldn’t I be, Samara?
Jaune: The pair of you may be stacked, but even, Yang’s impressive bosom wouldn’t qualify her as, Samara if you’re taking just appearances into account. You gotta add her personality into the equation.
Sun: Then who would be, Samara? Certainly not…?!
Jaune: Glynda.
SN: …
Sun: Shit, you can’t argue against that.
Nep: I wouldn’t mind her stepping on me… B-But what about, Ashely; Who best fits her?
Jaune: Considering, Ashely’s history, her familial problems, the desire to prover herself, and her xenophobia. Weiss.
Nep: That fits
Sun: She was a bit racist towards faunas when we first met. I understand why, but nonetheless.
Rin: But, at least she fixed her racist views.
Sun: True.
Nep: Since we already got the opinion of one of your team members, what about, Nora, who would she be?
JR: Nora.
Sun: Eh?
Rin: Nora will never be someone else, she will always be, Nora.
Jaune: But, if you must know she’d at least be a Krogan.
SN: …
Sun: That fits. She certainly hits like one.
Nep: My ass still hurts from that time she punted me with her hammer.
Sun: Maybe you could give her a massage, Jaune?
Jaune just stared down, Sun with a blank gaze that simply screamed: ‘Really?’ Rin quickly spoke up hoping to break the growing tension before it became too overbearing.
Rin: W-What about, Pyrrha? What would she be?
Jaune: Pyrrha? She’d be Fem-Shep hands down.
Nep: And, suddenly, Pyrrha became even hotter than she already is…
Sun: Not really hard for her to.
Rin: Does that mean your her, Garrus to her female, Shepard?
Jaune: I’m not cool enough to be, Garrus.
Nep: I would have agreed with you when we first met, but you’ve grown a lot since then.
Sun: And, you can be a surprisingly good smooth talker when you want to.
Rin: And, you looked good, damn good when we all went to the shooting range together…
Jaune: O-Oh… T-Thank you.
Sun: Wait, you forgot, Jack. Did you romance her?
Jaune: No, I find, Jack’s personality, and appearance unappealing to me. I don’t like the bad mouth kind of girl.
Nep: Everyone has their preferences, but who would, Jack be?
Jaune: Bleiss.
Sun: Oh that fi…?!
Bleiss: WHY THE FUCK AM I THAT UPTIGHT BITCH?!!
Jaune: What the hell?!!
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Super Powers
Sun, Neptune, Jaune, and Ren, are hanging out, just chilling on a bench on the school grounds.
Sun: Hey guys...?
Jaune: Yeah...?
Sun: Say if we got superpowers, what do you think we would do...?
Neptune: Whoa... that's one hell of a question dude...
Ren: Like... comic book superpowers, or... anime superpowers?
Neptune: Anime...
Jaune: Totally anime... comic book super powers are lame...
Sun: Cool... So.. what would we do?
Jaune: Well... we would do one of two things if you ask me...
Sun: What...?
Jaune: We'd fight... not because we hate each other, but because we want to...
Ren: Just fight for the heck of it...?
Sun: Yeah... we're just testing out all are awesome moves on one another, and seeing what we could do...
Neptune: That sounds awesome...
Jaune: We would have such an epic fight... like... like an animated stickman fight...!
Sun: Dude...!
Neptune: Duuuude...!
Ren: That sounds AMAZING...!
Neptune: I can totally imagine the whole fight in my head... it looks amazing...
Sun: Ren could pull off so many cool ninja moves... dude I want to see it...!
Ren: What the second thing we would do...?
Jaune: i don't know... probably something stupid...
SNR: ...
Sun: Yeah... I'd buy that...
Neptune: We would make absolute fool out of ourselves...
Ren: Ha-hahaha... I can totally see, Jaune flying, and he starts throwing up...!
Jaune: I end up doing a vomit bombing run all over people...!
SNJR: Hahahahaaaaaaaa...!
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Weiss: Are they okay?
Yang: Are... Are they high?
Nora: Oh no... they've been drinking, Ren's green smoothies...
Ruby: Ren's smoothies can do that to people...?
Nora: Yeah... Pyrrha's semblances when crazy when she got high from, Ren's green smoothies...
Pyrrha: I'm sorry!
Weiss: Is there anything we can do...?
Nora: No, we just have to wait until it wears...?!
SNJR:
RWBYNP: ...?!
Weiss: The hell?! When did they...?!
Yang: Shhh!
Ruby: It's just getting good!
Weiss: Uhhh...? B-Blake...?
Blake: Fuck, that's so hot...
Weiss: Okay... But, who are all those...?
Nora: Shut up, Weiss.
Weiss: Excuse me?!
Pyrrha: This is so awesome...!
Weiss: ...?!
Weiss: ...
Weiss: This is pretty cool to watch.
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There's... There's just something oddly enthralling about stickmen fight scenes... Don't you think so?
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How Are You Still Single?
Consider this a sequel of sorts to, ‘The Illusion.’
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Neptune: Hey, Jaune can I ask you something?
Jaune: Sure, what’s up?
Neptune: You’re a pretty nice catch, how come you’re still single?
Jaune: Oh there’s a number of reasons why.
Sun: And, those reasons are?
Jaune: Well for starters, I can’t tell the difference between flirting, and being nice.
Neptune: That makes sense.
Ren: Yeah, it’s hard for me to tell the difference between the two when, Nora flirts with me.
Sun: You can when tell she’s flirting with you?!
Jaune: I actually have no idea how to flirt with someone.
Neptune: If you want, I can…?!
Ren: No. No, no, no… Just stop.
Jaune: I don’t like people.
Sun: You do?
Ren: But, you get along with people really well?
Neptune: A fake it till you make it kind of situation!
Jaune: I am really, really stupid.
SNR: …
Jaune: I can’t actually afford to date; I am poor.
Sun: Yeah, girls want the moon when it comes to the amount of money their ‘man’ has to make.
Neptune: The amounts they want are so unrealistic at times.
Ren: I would need to be rich to keep up with, Nora’s pancake addiction.
Jaune: It’s really not that I don’t care, it’s the fact that I care too much, and if I get too invested, and then the other person winds up not caring at all then I get hurt, and it just goes into this downward spiral, and I just prefer not to be in that place again.
Sun: That hurts man.
Neptune: Again? W-What happened before?
Jaune: It’s because I’m ugly.
Sun: What? You’re not ugly, you’re…
Neptune: Average.
Ren: Yeah, you’re pretty average.
Sun: Guys?! I’m trying to boost his confidence you idiots!
Neptune: Whoops…
Ren: Sorry.
Jaune: I’m too busy, I don’t have the time for dating.
Ren: His job does keep him busy.
Sun: We haven’t hung out like this for over a week because of his job.
Jaune: Am I the ugliest guy in the world? No. But, compared to all my other friends, and every other dude in the room?
Jaune: I got nothing.
Ren: Sun is quite often referred to as the sexy one in the group.
Sun: Really? Well, I often hear, Neptune being called the handsome one of the group.
Neptune: Thanks man! Well, I hear people calling, Ren beautiful all the time.
Ren: Thank you. But, what about, Jaune?
SN: Uhhh…?
Jaune: Mostly it’s about finding someone who can tolerate all of me. Like the real me, and not the version I present in front of people so I can be accepted for more than five minutes.
Ren: The real you?
Sun: T-This isn’t the real you?
Neptune: I’m scared now.
Jaune: I’m not my type’s type.
Neptune: What is your type?
Sun: Definitely not, Weiss’s type.
Jaune: Dating is like fishing: It’s boring, and I hate it.
Neptune: Well who likes fishing?
Ren: Where are you going fishing then, that it’s like that?
Jaune: I hate myself more than someone can love me.
Ren: Ahh… that explains why she’s having a hard time getting through to you.
Neptune: She? Who’s she?
Sun: Pyrrha?
Jaune: I genuinely don’t think I’m dateable.
Sun: So long as you have that mindset you’re not!
Ren: Yeah! Get your head out of the gutter!
Neptune: Come on man, you’ve got this!
Jaune: I dispise, Taylor Swift.
Ren: WHAT?!
Neptune: You’re kidding me?!
Sun: Well it’s no wonder you can’t get a girlfriend, you monster!
Jaune: Yeah…
Jaune: Pretty much…
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Bro Text
Jaune: 'Yo bro?'
Jaune: "Sun man, you there?'
Sun: 'I'm here.'
Sun: What's up?'
Jaune: '1) Woke up. 2) I went to school. 3) I saw my crush. 4) I hugged my crush. 5) I kissed my crush. 6) I cried.'
Jaune: 'Guess the order.'
Sun: '345162'
Jaune: 'Yes bro 😭'
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A Bomb
Ren: Guys there’s a bomb on the train!!l
SNJM: Obama’s on the train?!
Ren: No, a bomb!
Sun: Oh…
Neptune: That makes more sense.
Jaune: Oh good, I fucking hate, Obama. But, I’m not racist, or anything.
Mercury: I am.
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Head Tap
Jaune: Hey, Jessica?
Jessica: Yeah, Jaune?
Jaune: What of we dressed up like, Mandalorians…
Jessica: Oh I like where this is going~!
Jaune: And, what if we did that head tap, kiss thing with our helmets? Like in this photo.
Jessica: I will accept that as a marriage proposal. Yes.
Jaune: Oh… So does that mean you don’t want a ring, cause I already got the ri…?!
Jessica: …
Jessica: R-Ring…?
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The Voices
Ruby: Hey, Jaune! How are you doing?
Jaune:
Ruby: ...
Ruby: Oh...
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This… This is just beautiful, and I want to share it…
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Those bastards are the worst.
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Best Friends
Jaune, and Ren's relationship in a nutshell.
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Continuing A Bloodline
Pyrrha: So Jaune...
Jaune: Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Yang, and I wanted to... wanted to ask you something...
Jaune: And, that is?
Yang: We were... we were wondering about... about the Kryptonian bloodline...
Jaune: What about it?
Yang: Do the... does the super genes... pass on from generation to generation?
Jaune: What, no?! We don't give each other hand-me-down super hero costumes. You have no idea what we go through in just one of these suits. And, the tights are really uncomfortable...
Pyrrha: You wear tights...?
Yang: N-No, not jeans as in pants. I meant genes as in DNA.
Jaune: Oh, DNA. What about it?
Yang: Okay... so.. you have pretty good super hero powers... is there any... generational decay passing on the super powers...? Like... is your powers weaker than your Mom's?
Jaune: Mmmm... No, Mom says our powers are more, or less one to one. One to point seven in my opinion, but that's mostly because I'm inexperienced. So, I don't think there is any generational decay, at least not yet. We're only the second generation of half human, half Kryptonians. We probably need four, or five generations to pass before any generation decay shows up.
Jaune: I think? I'm not a geneticist... My sister is though, I should ask her.
Pyrrha: Oh well... I-In that case... would you be interested in testing out that theory?
Jaune: What theory?
Yang: You're curious if your powers will disappear in four, or five generations. Shall we help you test that out...?
Jaune: How?
Pyrrha: Jaune... we... we want... we...
Yang: We want to have your babies!
Jaune: WhaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
YP: ...
Yang: D-Did Jaune just fly away...?
Pyrrha: N-No... I think he was... I think he was taken away?
Yang: But... who took him away?
Pyrrha: Good question.
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Jaune: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
(BAM!)
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Owww...
Jaune: Oh gods... What the hell... hit me...
Jaune: H-Hey guys... K-Kara how is it going...?
Kara: Hey little brother...
Jaune: Linda... H-How is it going...?
Linda: It'll get better...
Jaune: That's ominous...
Jaune: H-Hey Ariella... l-looking good...?
Ariella: Thank you~!
Jaune: Uhhh... w-what's going on...?
Kara: We overheard the conversation you were having with your friends...
Jaune: Hey, we agreed to no listening on each others conversations!
Ariella: And, we wanted to talk to you about that conversation...
Jaune: Don't ignore me!
Linda: And, we wanted to reminded you of a promise you made...
Jaune: What promise?
Kara: A promise you made to us...
Jaune: What promise? I made a lot of promises to you three.
Ariella: A promise you made a child...
Jaune: Again, I made a lot of promises to you three. So you're going to have to specify.
Kara: An Arc's promised you made when you were five...
Jaune: When I was five? What promise did I...?!
Jaune: Oh...
Jaune: T-That promise...
Ariella: Yeah, that promise~!
Kara: I get to go first~!
Linda: Good luck Jaune~!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Welp... there goes my pelvis...
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The names okay, I tried using official names. Least I hope they are...
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Wingmaning
Coco tries to set up Pyrrha with Jaune.
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It went as well as she expected...
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#coco adel#luigi#princess peach#princess daisy#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#rwby arkos#Youtube
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@lonesilverw0lf
It's Ruby.
She's often seen as a dog faunas, often as a wolf that Jaune indirectly domesticates by just saying dog commands that she involuntarily reacts to.
Mostly because Ruby sees Jaune as her quote unquote 'Master.'
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