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Happy Birthday!

Thanks pal

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God I feel so depressed…

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And we have a winner! With nearly 24% of the vote, Salem's VTuber name is the, GimmMonarch!

Nottobeconfusedwiththe'QueenofScuff.'

And, the, LadyofDarkness as her nickname!

...

THat doesn't really work as a nickname now does it?

Okay! Now we got a, Monarch, all we need is the Sovereign stories to be told!

I got to much shit to write...

Another Voting poll! Two in a day, I know scary.

Okay, so this time its the Grimm Queen, Salem herself!

I for quite a few interesting names for her so there is a nice selection for you.

Now the rules:

The name with the most votes becomes her, VTuber name.

The name with the second most votes will become the nickname.

We’ll have tie breaker votes if there is a split vote again.

Okay, lets begin.

May the best name win.

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And, with a lovely total of 233 Votes!

HCupShot won the poll!

With ZeBullet as her loveable nickname!

Now to get to work on the story for this name!

After I finish everything else.. haaa... I need to work on these more...

The VTuber: May Zedong

You read that! It’s time for the voting poll!

The rules are as following:

The name with the most votes becomes her, VTuber name.

The name with the second most votes becomes her nickname name. If there is a tie for second, again… we’ll put those names to another vote.

Okay, rule’s established, let’s begin.

Alright then, may the best name win.

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La~da-da-daaa~!

Ordered a Resin 3D printer~!

I’m so excited ~!

Gonna look up some files~!

Found a nice, Japanese castle~!

Found a nice, Godzilla bust~!

Found some, Ghibli models~!

Found a, Grand Admiral Thrawn bust~!

Found a, Neo model~!

…

Eh?

Found a, Neo model?

…

Face feels off…

Gonna look up some chess sets~!

Ya~!

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Convoluting Directions

Nora: Please!

Jaune: Come on, Nora!

Nora: Please!

Jaune: I’ve already told you three times!

Nora: Please!

Jaune: Haa… Fine!

Nora: Yay~!

Jaune: But, this time you’re writing down everything I tell you! Okay?!

Nora: Okay.

Jaune: Okay!?!

Nora: I’ve got a pen, and paper!

Jaune: Good, once more form the top, you ready?

Nora: Yes I am, Fearless Leader!

Jaune: Okay, first thing you do is go to one of the launch pad overlooking the Emerald forest, and take the launch pad furthest to the left.

Nora: ‘Furthest to the left.’

Jaune: After you land, you must follow the music of the song birds until you meet the Witch of the Green Woods. You need to pass through her garden so you must ask for permission first! But, be warned, there is a price to pay.

Nora: What’s the price?

Jaune: You must join the, Witch of the Green Woods for some afternoon tea, and cookies.

Nora: Tea, and cookies?

Jaune: Yes, tea, and cookies… And, knowing you, Nora ask for something sweet, and mind the Cinnamon cookies.

Nora: Why?

Jaune: They’re delicious that’s why. Okay, after you’ve had tea, you can go through her garden to the back gate. When in the garden you must remember these rules: Stay on the path at all times. Don’t step on her plants, especially the flowers. Don’t pick the flowers, and don’t smell the flowers, especially the red, and violet ones!

Nora: Why not.

Jaune: One, its rude to do that…

Nora: Fair.

Jaune: Two, unless you want to sneeze for the next ten to fifteen minutes you don’t want to smell the red, and violet flowers. Like snorting a pile of finely grounded pepper.

Nora: Noted… Then what?

Jaune: Go through the back gate, and lock it. After that follow the dirt path until it becomes a stone path. Follow the stone path until you reach the workshop of, Vidar the Nome.

Nora: A Nome?!

Jaune: Yes, nice fellow so long as you don’t touch his stuff. He, and his workers will be wary of you at first, just say hi for me, and he’ll treat you just fine. He’ll know you as a friend, and it will be alright. Now, ask him for a cast iron frying pan.

Nora: A frying pan?

Jaune: A cast iron frying pan. Write that down, its very important!

Nora: I’m writing it down, writing it down!

Jaune: Now, you’ll have to pay for it, he won’t accept your Lien, so just offer to help around the workshop. After you have help him for a while he will give you the cast iron frying pan. Thank him, and ask for directions for the, Waining Bridge.

Nora: Waining Bridge…

Jaune: Once you reach the bridge you will find, The Steve, the Ursa of the Bridge. Basically he’s your fairy tale bridge troll. Answer his riddle, and he’ll let you cross.

Nora: What is the answer to his riddle?

Jaune: No idea; he changes the riddle every time, and actually doesn’t know the answers to his riddles. And, if he does he’s lie if you got them right.

Nora: He’s cheating!

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Nora: Then how do I get past him?!

Jaune: Hit him with the caste iron frying pan, and bolt past his unconscious body.

Nora: So that’s what the frying pan is for…

Jaune: Mostly… After you’ve run off the, Wailing Bridge, follow the path until you reach the cliff face, there you find the town of Hollowing Peak.

Nora: Does it howl because of the wind blowing through it?

Jaune: No, its because of all the Beowulfs that live there.

Nora: Oh…

Jaune: After you’ve reached the town of Hollowing Peak, you must search out the Beowulf name, Esmerelda.

Nora: How am I supposed to find one specific Beowulf among a pack of them?! They all look the same?!

Jaune: Don’t worry, Esmerelda is the one wearing the pink tutu.

Nora: Pft! A beowulf in a nice ink tutu…

Jaune: Don you dare make fun of, Esmerelda! If I hear you so much as snorted at her, I’ll break your spine! This is a threat, Nora, don’t make it a fact!

Nora: I-I-I got it! N-No laughing at the Beowulf in the pink tutu!

Jaune: Good… After you find, Esmerelda, ask her foe directions, and give her the caste iron frying pan as thanks. She will point to the Cliff of Despair. Climb the cliff face till you reach the top. There you will meet the Spaniard, a master fencer.

Nora: Do I have to face him in a duel to the death!

Jaune: No, just ask him which way is northwest, and be on your way. He’s waiting for someone else, and doesn’t have time for you.

Nora: Nahh… He sounds like fun…

Jaune: Oh he is delightful to be around! But, you must be quick! Time is of the essence! Follow his directions to the letter, and you will come across to a stone hallway, with stone walls. Their is a light at the end of the hallway, you must reach the end of that tunnel with all possible haste!

Nora: I-Is something going to chase behind me when I get there?!

Jaune: No, its just really creepy there, so you don’t want to hang around there.

Nora: Oh… Okay then…

Jaune: But, once you have entered the light, all you do is take a right, one straight down to the end of the block, and you will arrive at your destination…

Nora: Habinechy, and Findens Chocolate Emporium…

Jaune: Yes, the Chocolate Emporium… after you’ve secured the chocolate, go to the bullgead station, and take a flight back to, Beacon. You understand all of that?

Nora: I understand.

Jaune: Good. Now go! Go, and fly little one! Fly like lightning across the sly!

Nora: I will do so, Fearless Leader!

Jaune: But, remember Nora! Make sure to get the chocolate wafers with strawberry filling for, Pyrrha! Failure to do so, and we are all as good as dead… No go! Go!!!

Nora: I’m already Goooooooonnnne!!!

Jaune: Be swift my little, Lighting Bolt, or may the Gods have mercy on us all…

Ren: …?!

Ren: Jaune…?

Jaune: Yes, Ren?

Ren: Why does, Nora have to do all of… that…?

Jaune: Because its the fastest way to get there.

Ren: Jaune… it a ten minute bullhead ride, and like ten minutes of walking to get to the store. Why are you sending her on a week long quest…?

Jaune: Because its the fastest way to get there, and back. Don’t worry, Nora will be fine.

Ren: Jaune… you told her to into the Emerald Forest; the exact opposite of the way she needs to go?

Jaune: Yeah, so?

Ren: Haa… Jaune, buddy… I love you like the brother I never had…

Jaune: And, I you brother.

Ren: Thank you. But, this has to be the most asi ie, half baked, craziest idea you have ever…?!

(Slam!)

Nora: I’m back baby!

Ren: W-What?! How are you back already?! You’ve been gone for like a minute?!

Jaune: Excellent, Nora! Did you get the chocolate?

Nora: Yes I did! I even got you that Coffee Chocolate you like!

Ren: Wait, what?!

Jaune: Oohhh~!

Nora: Also, I’m sorry; Esmerelda is a wonderful lady! And, looks absolutely gorgeous in her tutu!

Jaune: Told you. Now, give the beast her chocolate so we may appease her.

Nora: On it! She’s still in the bathroom crying about how her favourite show got canceled right?

Jaune: Right.

Nora: Okay… Here goes n-nothing…

(Knock knock)

Nora: P-Pyrrha…? You still in there…?

Pyrrha:

What?!!!

Nora: I g-got that chocolate you like: The chocolate wafers with strawberry fillings…

Pyrrha: Ooh~! Really~?

Nora: Yeah! Here you go, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Oh, thank you, Nora. You’re the best!

Nora: Oh think nothing of it.

Pyrrha: Oh, hey guys, what’s up?

Jaune: Not much really? What about you, Ren?

Ren: …

Pyrrha: Ren, you okay?

Nora: You look a little pale.

Ren: I’m going to see the school nurse… I’ll see you all later…

Pyrrha: What was that all about…?

Jaune: No idea. Chocolate?

Pyrrha: Oh thank you!

Nora: Yes please!

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Chicken

Jaune: You're a chicken.

Yang: Are you making fun of me...

Jaune: No.

Yang: Then why did you call me a chicken?!

Jaune: Cause I'm hungry and I'm thinking about having chicken for dinner~!

Yang: ...

Jaune: ...

Yang: Bawk...

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Unyielding Love

Jaune is bundled up in a pile of blankets getting ready to head to bed when someone approaches him and his blanket cocoon. Jaune then proceeds to open his cocoon of blankets to let in a single red headed occupant in.

Pyrrha: Ahhh… Warm, so warm~

Jaune: Comfortable?

Pyrrha: Give me a second and I will be.

Pyrrha pushes her body against Jaune in a warm welcoming embrace.

Pyrrha: Ahhh… Better, much better.

Jaune: I love holding you in my arms.

Pyrrha: I love being in your embrace too… I feel so warm and safe when I’m with you.

Jaune: I feel the same way when ever I’m with you. Like, I’m within the embodiment of perfection.

Pyrrha: I don’t really think I am something like that, Jaune.

Jaune: To me you are: Always have been, always will be. I feel a sense of unfounded peace with you.

Pyrrha: My presence can’t be that good, Jaune.

Jaune: It has always felt like that to me. But, there is more to that. Your warm personality, you’re gorgeous looks. Being around you always made my mood feel better.

Pyrrha: Am I a security blanket to you, Jaune?

Jaune: No, well yes… Maybe…? T-That doesn’t matter.

Pyrrha: Does to me, are you saying you like me because I am comforting or because…

Jaune: I love you Pyrrha Nikos, I always will. Please, never forget that…

Pyrrha: I know, I just love hearing you say it, almost as much as I love you, Jaune.

Jaune: I think we’d better stop here, before we get stuck in a game of who loves who more, again. That… that didn’t end well…

Pyrrha: Awws… It’s nice hearing you say how much you loved me.

Jaune: Pyrrha, please; Sleep now, confessions of unyielding love later. We’ve got a big day ahead of us.

Pyrrha: Yeah, you better wake up, you’ve got a big day ahead of you.

Jaune: Wake up? We just got to bed?

Pyrrha: Jaune… wake up.

Jaune’s eyes bolt open as he looks about his room, all alone. He pulls blankets tighter around his body as his body shivers against the cold.

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: …I hate dreaming…

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4/24 Pyrrha Nikos happy B unny irthday!!🎂

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Two days to go!

The VTuber: May Zedong

You read that! It’s time for the voting poll!

The rules are as following:

The name with the most votes becomes her, VTuber name.

The name with the second most votes becomes her nickname name. If there is a tie for second, again… we’ll put those names to another vote.

Okay, rule’s established, let’s begin.

Alright then, may the best name win.

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Bahh!

I write so much other stuff I nearly forgot about this, and almost lost it!

Okay, two days left to go people.

I wonder who is winning.

Another Voting poll! Two in a day, I know scary.

Okay, so this time its the Grimm Queen, Salem herself!

I for quite a few interesting names for her so there is a nice selection for you.

Now the rules:

The name with the most votes becomes her, VTuber name.

The name with the second most votes will become the nickname.

We’ll have tie breaker votes if there is a split vote again.

Okay, lets begin.

May the best name win.

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Depends on whether, or not they plan to give her grandkids.

Are there any other overwatch characters you ship with Jaune or is it just D.va

Well... I could do more, but so far, D.VA is the only one I can think of anything for.

Maybe, Tracer, and Widowmaker, but I don't know.

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That Backfired, Sorta?

Salem standing over a bruised, and beaten, Jaune Arc bound to a chair. Preparing to interrogate him for information on the, Relic of Destruction.

Salem: I do find torture quite ineffective as a means of extracting information. So I choose to use more refined methods of information.

Jaune: Like… Grimm mind bugs that dig into my brain to get information?!

Salem: No.

Jaune: Oh that gods…

Salem: The shock from the bug going in kills them before anything can be extracted.

Jaune: Eh?!

Salem: Besides I have a far more effective means of getting information.

Jaune: Like what?

Salem: I can read minds.

Jaune: You can?!

Salem: I can.

Jaune: If you can do that, why did you beat, Oscar to a pulp instead of doing that?

Salem: Ozma.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Fuck that’s a good reason… B-But, you shouldn’t read my mind!

Salem: And, why shouldn’t I do that?

Jaune: You just shouldn’t. You really shouldn’t do that!

Salem: Oh~? Afraid I’ll find what I’m looking for if I do?

Jaune: I prefer if you did honestly…

Salem: Alright then. Let’ssee where your little friends have hidden my Relics!

Salem stared at, Jaune in the eyes, as a pearlescent screen covered her eyes as she stared into the depths of, Jaune’s.

Salem: “Now then, lets see what you’re trying to hide~!”

Jaune: P-Please … Stop!

Jaune could hear her voice in his head, he yelled in fear as she opened a door leading to that secret he was trying to keep away from her.

She smiled as she forced her way through the door, and as she entered the room in his mind her smile swiftly fell.

Salem: “W-What is this?”

Salem: “ … “

Salem: “Wait… i-i-is he kissing me?!”

Salem: “Why is he taking his shirt off?!”

Salem: “Ohh~! D-Did he just grab my b…?”

Salem: “Why is he taking his pants… Oh…? Oh my~!”

Jaune: What’s going on?!

Salem: “Really? Do you think you can so easily bed a, Queen with just that”

Jaune: B-Bed?

Salem: “Mmm~! So forceful~!”

Jaune: Get out of my head!

Salem: “What is this position?”

Jaune: The fuck are you talking about?!!

Salem: “You are so, so much bigger than, Ozma~!”

Jaune: Uhh…? Context?

Salem: “Inside? But, what if…? No… that’s precisely what you want, isn’t it?”

Jaune: What is it that I want?

Salem: “Oh you naughty boy~! Oh, what’s this? Aww… it’s over already?”

Jaune: What’s over already? Ahh?! What the hell are you looking at?!

Salem: “Oh? What’s this…?”

Jaune: What now?!

Salem: “My hand…? Is that… is that a ring? And, wait… my belly…”

Jaune: A ring, belly? Whaaaa?

Salem; “A boy…?”

Jaune: Eh?

Salem: “I never had a boy before…”

Jaune:Okayyyyy…?

Salem: “Oh, what’s this? Your mother’s record?”

Jaune: What record…?

Salem: “I could beat that, easily~!”

Jaune: What?!

Salem: “Wait? W-Where’s my baby boy?! Where’s my child?! And, whose hand is this?! Wait… This is… this is your hand…”

Jaune: My hand?

Salem: “Why is it all so wrinkly? Wait, no! Nonononono! Don’t tell me! Not again?!”

Jaune: What are you talking about?

Salem: “Y-You’re not leaving me…? B-But… you’re dying…”

Jaune: I’m dying?!

Salem: “In my heart…? you’ll always be with me… even if it’s just as a beautiful memory in my heart…?”

Salem: “I won’t be alone? How is that… My children…? My grandchildren…”

Salem: “I won’t be alone… I will still be loved… I will have a family…?”

Jaune: Okay stop this! G-G-Get out of my head!

Salem red eyes came back into view. She stared at, Jaune as she stood up, unsealing the bands that bound him to the chair.

Jaune rubbed his wrists as he watched, Salem take a nervous step away from him as a shy blush spread across her face.

Salem: Y-You said your name was, Jaune right?

Jaune: Yeah…?

Salem: So… do you want to try beating your mother record now, or would you prefer if we waited till after you’re body has healed?

Jaune: What are you talking…?!

Jaune stopped talking as he noticed something peculiar.

Jaune: “Why is she rubbing her thighs like that? The last time I saw a woman do that was when, Terra ask me to…?! Oh… Ohhhhhhh!”

Jaune: …

Jaune: N-Now is good…

Salem: Wonderful~!

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I came up with the weird ot3 of, Jaune, Jessica, Sombra. Where Jessica, and Sombra yell at each other in Spanish at why they’re the better waifu much to the growing confusion of their blond himbo.

Are there any other overwatch characters you ship with Jaune or is it just D.va

Well... I could do more, but so far, D.VA is the only one I can think of anything for.

Maybe, Tracer, and Widowmaker, but I don't know.

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Are there any other overwatch characters you ship with Jaune or is it just D.va

Well... I could do more, but so far, D.VA is the only one I can think of anything for.

Maybe, Tracer, and Widowmaker, but I don't know.

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Silent Knight Dating Perks

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The VTuber: The Ninja

VTubers are an eclectic assortment of fellows. Ranging form, humans, to catgirls, dwarfs to elfs, from dragons to loli’s. They were an odd sort.

There were various characters among this assortment of individuals as well. From dragons to knights, barkeepers to schoolgirls. Often times they were all of these at once. So it came as no surprise that one VTuber was a combination of two of these particular eclectic tastes.

Like a catgirl, and a ninja combined into one.

For that’s how one would describe the VTuber SushiandShibari. Aka, NyanNinja.

Least that’s how people described her appearance, when it came to her personality, that was a whole different can of worms to deal with.

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Instead of doing, SushiandShibari’s usual stream videos; Playing romance game, to horror games, and the like. She was stuck in an unexpectedly awkward conversation with friend: DraGunShow.

SushiandShibari: So… Care to explain why you just jumped into my stream, call me a bitch?

DraGunShow: Ughhhhh…

DraGunShow: I lost the bet we made…

SushiandShibari: What bet?

DraGunShow: The one where you bet I couldn’t get, Errant to blush.

SushiandShibari: Oh that one, so you called me a bitch because you couldn’t get him to blush? That’s rude.

DraGunShow: No… My chat let it slip what was going on because they were making bets on whether, or not I could do it. So, he changed the game on me; Who ever blushes first loses, and wins their chats betting pool money. And, I lost… Oh god did I lose!

SushiandShibari: It wasn’t that bad was it?

DraGunShow: He asked me if I ride a motorbike, to which I do. So he asked if you have to grab the handlebar to drive it.

SushiandShibari: Is he thinking about getting a motor bike? Oh I bet he would look food on a bike!

DraGunShow: He would look damn hot on a bike~! Ahem! But, no that’s not what he asked about.

SushiandShibari: It wasn’t? Then what did he ask?

DraGunShow: He asked if he had to grab me by my horns to ride me.

SushiandShibari’s eyes inwidened as her mouth fell open, look at her chat in wild shock as she processed the words her friend had just said. Leaving her with, but one course of action to hearing that.

SushiandShibari: DAMNNNN! That is so hot!

DraGunShow: I turned tail, and ran like hell! I could not stay around him anymore! I have never been so thoroughly flirted with before in all my life!

SushiandShibari: Really? I thought you got flirted with a lot.

DraGunShow: No I don’t, I tend to teasingly flirt with other people.

SushiandShibari: Like me.

DraGunShow: Like you, but I don’t tend to be flirted with. Least most of the times I’ve been flirted with people tend to ‘flirt’ with my boobs.

SushiandShibari: With your boobs?

DraGunShow: ‘Hey babe, nice buns you got there, how about I put my sausage between them?”

DraGun’s voice dropped into what could only be described as her best ‘dude bro’ voice. Or that, Muscleman character, whatever you felt was more adept.

NyanNinja however looked on in horror for several reasons, least of all was the voice she impersonated.

SushiandShibari: A guy once used that exact same line on me?!

DraGunShow: Oh shit, really?

SushiandShibari: Yes, but he wasn’t talking about my breasts, bastard was talking about my ass!

DraGunShow: Ppfff-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DraGun burst into a fit of laughter as, NyanNinja’s ears flattened against her head as she glared at her friend.

SushiandShibari: Its not funny, quit laughing!

DraGunShow: Like hell it is! “Hey babe, can I hotdog your ass?” Pfft! Hahahahaha!

SushiandShibari: Grrrrrrr! Listen here you…?

NyanNinja was about to start berating her friend when an automated voice from a donation started playing.

: Hello Sushi, I noticed you lack of notifications sounds, and I decided to make one, adding it to your streams prompt pack. Enjoy.

SushiandShibari: Uh oh…

DraGunShow: Oi! Aren’t you supposed to review those before people are allowed to put stuff on there? In case someone put on something inappropriate that could get you cancelled?

SushiandShibari: I do! But, there is a filter, so if people say anything with certain words they’ll…?!

: Good girrrl~!

SushiandShibari: …?!

DraGunShow: …?!

The duo’s blood frozen in their veins as a shiver of excitement coursed down their spines. The pair looked to one another before addressing chat.

DraGunShow: W-W-Was that what I think it is…?

SushiandShibari: Please tell me it was!

: Good girrrl~!

DS: Ahhhh~!

The pair, for the lack of a better word fainted in shear excitement, and the coursing thrill as they heard those words, or more importantly who said those words. For it was a simple sound bite from everyone’s favourite paladin, Errant.

DraGunShow: He called me a good girl!

SushiandShibari: Like hell he did! This is my stream, I’m the good girl!

DraGunShow: Fine, but only the first one is yours, I get the second one!

SushiandShibari: Like hell! They’re both mine! Every time he says that it’s fucking mine!

DraGunShow: Then chat! Give me that sound bite too! I want to be called a good girl too! In fact! Give me every sound bite like that I want them! I want them all!

SushiandShibari: I want them too! Give me all the sound bits of him being sexy! I NEED THEM!

DS: NOW!!!

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Meanwhile while, ErrantryPaladin was watching a video recommended to him by chat, he hit pause as he stopped, and looked around. A worrying expression etched across his face as he looked about expecting some sort of monster to suddenly pop out, and attack him.

ErrantryPaladin: C-Chat… anyone else just get this foreboding sense of unease… Like something bad is about to happen…

Errant continued to look about before he stopped as he saw a message appear on his screen, offering him a deal he couldn’t help, but view suspiciously.

ErrantryPaladin: Okay… why the hell are you bribing me with thirty subs if I say, ‘ara ara’ in a seductive voice?