being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack
"this song is about this" "this song is about that" "this person wrote this song about this person" wrong all songs are about ocs ive made and ocs that have not yet come to pass
video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"
The problem with all new Transformers movies is that the producers wanna make "Boom crash big robot sexy car explosion" and the fans wanna see a nuanced take on the aftermath of a world-ending violent uprising of an oppressed populace against a corrupt, fascist senate and it's all-powerful god-king, boom crash big robot sexy car explosion
I feel like there's this weird dichotomy in the way trans people are viewed even by other trans people where top surgery (at least growth from e but sometimes even that isn't "Enough") is necessary to Count as Trans but don't you dare get bottom surgery you'll be a Freak . This isn't even like specifically ftm or mtf or anything like If ur transfemme you need to have tits and if ur transmasc you have to get your tits taken off or you're "not trying hard enough to be perceived as that gender" but if you get bottom surgery you get no representation even within the trans community and you'll be told horrible things abt ur neogenitals constantly even by other trans people. Even other trans people who mean well will say shit like "oh I'd only get bottom surgery if they came up w a technique that looks more realistic" Ike what rhe fuck no I promise u the results are very much Real Genitals anyway it fucking sucks i love u girls without tits I love u boys with tits I love u neopussy I love u phalloplasty and metoidioplasty dicks.
I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them
Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)