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Job listings be like:
People harasser (0.4$/hour)
5000$ salary work now remote job! (scam)
Food industry (0.3$/hour)
Online scammer (0.3$/hour)
Help a Danish farmer put on his socks (4000$/hour)
Job that requires a degree (0.4$/hour)
Pick up dog shit (1.2$/hour)
Online remote job (scam)
Remote job (scam)
Job (scam)
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genuine death sentence for a woman in any fictional media is to dislike any man it doesnt matter what that guy did to her or anyone there will still be people who think she is the devil from hell and worse yet if they are written with any kind of nuance where its clear they just should not be near each other for both of their wellbeing ppl will go okay has she considered being nicer? has she considered not being a horrible person? hes just a little guy he doesnt mean it he-
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every time im shown a baby (usually a coworker's) I've learned to coo because it's the expected response but seeing a baby does nothing to my brain. that's a worm who might start screaming. but apparently everyone finds babies cute? is everyone else also pretending or am I the problem ?
#some babiez are cuter than otherz but generally yea#i get why ppl dont tho. mom ran a daycare basically all my life so i totally get why ppl think they’re gross nd ugly lol#but itz also why i find em cute im used to em i guess
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no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.
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imagine the most meanspirited, unlikeable, rude, bitter, self centered, negative person you can think of. not a rapist, not a murderer, not an abuser. just a charmless, tactless, dyed in the wool asshole you wouldn't want to spend two seconds with. now assume they get sick, not with the flu, but with a long term, serious illness that limits their ability to provide for themself. a society in which that person is left to die alone because nobody likes them on a personal level is a failed society.
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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared


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the way a lot of people talk about dating makes me really sad
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭
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"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you." 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) dir. Stanley Kubrick
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there is a non-zero chance you will see the US empire fall during your lifetime. do not kill yourself.
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