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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away
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THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2
#😔 when will it be my turn#man#BUBBA PLEASE ONE CHANCE HONEY I PROMISE I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER THAN SHE DID!!!
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other
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Don't accept rotten food from anyone
I know you all think its so simple
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Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again
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NINTENDOGS: LABRADOR & FRIENDS (2005) dev. Nintendo
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Me (waking up from a 40 minute nap): Hwf auag... ouugh,,
Glowing tree outside my house:

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