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> MtG opponent swings with all 5 of their creatures while we're both low on life

> "block with all of yours," husband says

> I trust him & assign blockers to kill most of the attackers

> watch with dread, certain they have one of those cards that +2/+1s every creature

> they don't. I wipe their board and win the next turn

> "they were bluffing," says my husband, "which I figured because I looked at their open mana, and there's no spell with (a subset of) that mana profile that can have pump up every creature"

> speechless with lust

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gotta prove something to my dad Reblog if trans chest scars are hot

he called me disgusting man isn’t ready for me to get them

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オレはいま　家主のおんらいんみーてぃんぐに

さんかしてたです

I joined in an online meeting with her

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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We must destroy capitalism so there is more time for cuddling with the girls.

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I am not immune to the silly scientists from pacific rim I like them. Once again thinking about newt pacificrim. Biologist with like full sleeve tattoos of the animals he specializes in is such a Type Of Guy he's like masc miss frizzle

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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