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What if it's actually a bad idea?

btw I am doing it afraid

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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I'm pretty sure if I moved with pure intentions I'd be unemployed.

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mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

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Professor's Hoard AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

they ported wizard101 to xbox and this might be the funniest glitch ive ever seen

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thinking about wizard101

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This.

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

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Sydney Mortimer Laurence (American, 1865–1940)

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My journal is like,

"Friday, April 4, 2025

Ca. 11:48 a.m. Location: Work

Subject: Lamenting

I hate myself and I hate this whole entire planet."

getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

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My milk is Julius Caesar

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i think eating one of these would fix my problems

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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Especially when I'm trying to sleep. 🤬🤬🤬

autism: hey by the way hearing people talking in adjacent rooms is a very specific thing that will irrationally trigger you for no reason

me: okay, guess I’ll just wear headphones all the time so I don’t crash out

tinnitus: Hey

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That's when you realize the website said to give the plant "humidity" and not "humanity".

I’d love to have a plant with pink leaves, but I’m not capable of keeping plants alive 😔 I even managed to kill a plant that’s known for surviving in extreme conditions, so for now, I’ll just draw them instead.

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Where tf are my superpowers and my space dad?

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In this economy??

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I got Mariah Carey a parcel of undeveloped land as a holiday gift.

But she said "I don't want a lot for Christmas."