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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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i was just trying to search for my wrapped from last year until spotify hate-crimed me.?.????.?.explain yourselves

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how it feels to make the mature decision regarding your long-term future

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this heat is crazy

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Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

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i’m dating an astrophysicist

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

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I hate how true this is

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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