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TV Appreciation Week 2024  : Day 7 : Free choice → Favourite show nobody watched (Galavant)

♫ Give into the miracle that no one thought we'd get. ♫

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Fate spins along as it should.

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Odysseus in Epic: the musical

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Odysseus said he was gonna become the monster to "everyone but us" but neglected to inform his crew that "us" had three members and the other two are in Ithica.

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WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.

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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

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some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

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Patch 3 highlights

(They also fixed the bug where you have to break up with Gale to be with someone else even if you aren't dating him.)

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Every Song on the Notre Dame de Paris Soundtrack as Memes because I have writer's block again (Act 1: Outverture-Fatalité)

Ouverture:

Le temps des cathédrales:

Les sans-papiers:

Intervention de Frollo:

Bohémienne:

Esmeralda tu sais:

Ces diamants-là:

La fête des fous:

Le pape des fous:

La sorcière:

L'enfant trouvé:

Les portes de Paris:

Tentative d'enlèvement:

La cour des miracles:

Le mot Phoebus:

Beau comme le soleil:

Déchiré:

Anarkia:

A boire:

Belle:

Ma maison c'est ta maison:

Ave Maria païen:

Si tu pouvais voir en moi:

Tu vas me détruire:

L'ombre:

Le val d'amour:

La volupté:

Fatalité:

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Sorcerer: *fails charisma save*

Party: it's ok, we can figure out another way to get into the vault. what if we use our newly obtained custom magic item and put it on a piece of treasure, then we can portal in that way!!

Party: *starts to enact their genius plan*

DM: *panicking* *did not prepare for this*

DM: uhhhhh the painting falls flat on the ground, you can't get in

Party: …

DM: …

Party: what if we chiselled away at the stone and then Doric goes through as a worm?

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My favorite part of Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is that if you don't play DnD, it's a solid fantasy movie, but if you DO play DnD, you can feel in your soul the table talk that's almost certainly happening over the events of the movie. Like...

"Are you guys sure you don't want to take a perception check?"

"I said we jump out the window."

or

"And he turns and walks directly northwards away from you guys."

"The map shows a rock-"

"HE WALKS OVER THE ROCK."

or

"Fuck it, I throw a potato."

"Okay... roll for potato, I guess."

"That was a 20."

or

"I know we won, but I have bonus actions and I'm going to use them, damn it."

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A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

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People who try to moralize about classical myth are unwittingly acting as a chorus. Discussions are framed and interspersed with rueful cries of "Why is The King so capricious and manipulative? Why is The Queen so vengeful? Why did Death steal that girl away from her mother?"

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People who try to moralize about classical myth are unwittingly acting as a chorus. Discussions are framed and interspersed with rueful cries of "Why is The King so capricious and manipulative? Why is The Queen so vengeful? Why did Death steal that girl away from her mother?"