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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"
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Today I learned that Shell Oil was started by a Victorian businessman, Marcus Samuel, who really did sell sea shells from the sea shore, importing them in vast quantities from far-flung corners of the earth, and made a lot of money in the process, because the Victorians were apparently mad about decorating things with shells back in the day. He then expanded his company, called Shell, into importing a wide variety of other things, until his son had the wacky idea to include oil among them, and soon after that they stopped trading in everything else, as they became the biggest oil company on the planet. But that's why their logo is still today a picture of a shell: because that's what they originally sold.

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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Five months into Trump's presidency, and we are in a war.
Did his supporters have that on the bingo card?
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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