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He’s like a burrito of cute here.
#burrito of cute?#uh yeah#never heard that one#more like... um... a-hole of sexy#wait... one of those words has to be a food or somethin'#*moneymaker*
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#*moneymaker*#fuckin' interviewers clickin' their tongues with their fuckin' twenty one questions about shit they don't understand#tom ford's lucky i didn't punch him 'til even his dental records couldn't identify his worthless carcass#...nobody's gettin' in my head#alright?#nobody...
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Dude … dude … it was so much fun. It was the best, most stress free, care free five or six weeks of shooting ever. I had never done a movie, and I never acted before. They brought it to me, I was asked like ‘hey, uh…’ I actually thought I was in trouble. You know, I got brought over and was like ‘what’s going on here, what did I do?’ ‘Well, we’ve got this opportunity for you,’ and yadda yadda yadda. My exact response was, ‘you want me to be in a movie? GET OUTTA HERE! Yeah, I’ll do that! Alright, cool. Yeah, no brainer, that’s hilarious’. I thought it would just be like I would be in the background holding a gun for like five seconds. I thought I was going to have like a small little cameo part so I was like ‘yeah, no problem at all.’ Then when they got in contact back with me they sent me a script and then I realized I was like the lead role, you know, the hero character, the main guy in the movie. And I’m like ‘oh, that’s hilarious. They have no idea I’m not qualified for this at all.’ I’m like ‘you understand I’m completely unqualified. I don’t know how to act, I’ve never acted before. I’ve never been on a set for a Dunkin’ Donuts commercial let alone an action movie, you know what I mean? I don’t know what’s going on.’ They were like ‘oh, you’ll be fine.’ I went in and winged it.
Dean Ambrose on Lockdown (via allonsyambrose)
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Damn, I should've been there cheerin' your name.
I, uh, kinda disappeared on ya'.
...I apologize.
I set a rope climbing record at the gym I went to today.
Not to toot my own horn, but there’s a free t-shirt with my name on it.
Except the part about my name being on it. That was a figure of speech.
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You playin' the kiddo TDG? Beethoven's rollin' in his dust. Ravel, too.
Er…is it acceptable to do the headphones to the belly thing…but the Three Days Grace version?
Sorry,kiddo,Beethoven isn’t gonna touch your preciousness yet.
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wwesmaurypovich replied to your post:ooc: i apologize for being m.i.a; the last few...
ooc: No problem, hun. I hope you’re doing okay.
ooc: thank you, doll. truly. i decided that being on the internet wasn't the best for me after the service, so i crawled into bed and stayed there. i'm feeling better though, so i'll be back. one more day so i can feel like myself again.
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dean ambrose and a fan today in montreal
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ooc: i apologize for being m.i.a; the last few days have been extremely busy and stressful. my muse has taken a serious hit. but i'll be back on later tonight. thanks for tolerating this.
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You had a mug of tea in your hand when you said that, didn't ya'?
..I also know that was a shitty segment.
But that’s none of my business..
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wwesmaurypovich replied to your post:wwesmaurypovich replied to your post:Who’s NeNe...
Mhm. Reality TV realm. The deep, dark abyss that I occasionally watch out of morbid curiosity.
Reality TV's, like, a vortex. Or is the Internet? Promise me if we're ever together, we watch somethin' stimulatin'. Golf, for example.
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who are the top 3 people you care about the most?
Me?
Uh...
My mom.
Joseph.
Myself.
That's the answer you were lookin' for, right?
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But... that... hmm. Good point.
Then that should be tellin’ ya somethin’ if I don’t know who this chick is!
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Real... somethin' somethin'. Not much info, April. You're my pop culture guru!
She’s some real housewife of something something.
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