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Hello all you lovely degenerates and welcome to @wrath-bound-trio!

This be a semi-selective D&D-based OC multimuse blog based around Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and other fandoms Don’t be afraid to show up in my askbox! 

I look forward to seeing you around!

Please read Rules and Character page and be sure to check out the new Headcanon page!

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I took the time to clear out most of my muses from my character page. Besides Roako, Laila, and Cali, the rest just weren't all that active. They'll still probably be npcs that might be mentioned every once in a while but beyond that, i doubt i'll bring them back as full characters.

i'm also working on the bios bit by bit. Going to advance the characters ages by a few years, try and add some more stuff, put in info for AU's, that kind of thing.

UNTIL THEN however... My three day weekend has started! I am going to get me a shower, get some food, watch youtube for a bit while i eat, and then imma hop on and try to do some stuff!

By all means, please send in some asks! Get my creative brain juices flowing!

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Ok

I got a good number of people i re-followed and will probably work on more as i go.

For now, my goal is to get my drafts and asks over to the new blog so i can properly archive this one.

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Hello all you lovely degenerates and welcome to @wrath-bound-trio!

This be a semi-selective D&D-based OC multimuse blog based around Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and other fandoms Don’t be afraid to show up in my askbox! 

I look forward to seeing you around!

Please read Rules and Character page and be sure to check out the new Headcanon page!

[archive-of-the-guild]

Hello all you lovely degenerates and welcome to @wrath-bound-trio!

This be a semi-selective D&D-based OC multimuse blog based around Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and other fandoms Don’t be afraid to show up in my askbox! 

I look forward to seeing you around!

Please read Rules and Character page and be sure to check out the new Headcanon page!

[archive-of-the-guild]

Hello all you lovely degenerates and welcome to @wrath-bound-trio!

This be a semi-selective D&D-based OC multimuse blog based around Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and other fandoms Don’t be afraid to show up in my askbox! 

I look forward to seeing you around!

Please read Rules and Character page and be sure to check out the new Headcanon page!

[archive-of-the-guild]

Hello all you lovely degenerates and welcome to @wrath-bound-trio!

This be a semi-selective D&D-based OC multimuse blog based around Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and other fandoms Don’t be afraid to show up in my askbox! 

I look forward to seeing you around!

Please read Rules and Character page and be sure to check out the new Headcanon page!

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Ok, so i refollowed a good number of people on the new blog but this is going to take a WHILE.

Trying to keep things organized as best as i can.

I'm going to go ahead and take a break from doing it for the night but BY ALL MEANS, go ahead and follow the new blog! Chances are, unless it's archived or inactive for over several months, i will be following you! Might not be today. Might not even be tomorrow. But i WILL get to it.

It's just a lot of work...

[archive-of-the-guild]

Hello all you lovely degenerates and welcome to @wrath-bound-trio!

This be a semi-selective D&D-based OC multimuse blog based around Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and other fandoms Don’t be afraid to show up in my askbox! 

I look forward to seeing you around!

Please read Rules and Character page and be sure to check out the new Headcanon page!

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So, I'm trying to get my new blog set up and I'm not receiving the verification email for some reason.

Anybody got any tips?

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Without saying a word, all Roako does is sit down and reach forward. Picking up Hax under their arms, he sits them right on his lap with a smug grin.

@oflostinfound from here

"Oh, don't be like that Hax. Believe me, i see this as nothing but a positive!"

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@oflostinfound from here

"Oh, don't be like that Hax. Believe me, i see this as nothing but a positive!"

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Still in the process of making new blog. Before i could do anything properly, i got a pretty bad headache and had to take a nap though 😮‍💨.

Head still hurts so I'm going to take a tylenol and try to sleep a bit more.

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Trying to come up with a new blog name.

I could stick with "members-of-the-guild" but i kinda want to change things up a little bit.

So far i got:

wrathful-trio

adventures-in-hell

from-faerun-to-earth

And

roakos-getaway

I could use some suggestions and feedback if anybody got the time! I would appreciate it a bunch! 😊

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you’re mine now silly human toy~

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✌𝓥𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼!✌

For when your character is fed up, pissed off, vindictive or even just sassy as fuck! Whichever comes first.

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"Give my condolences to your mother, seeing that face on the baby she birthed must've been traumatizing"

"Your face is fit for radio and your voice is fit for silent movies"

"I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but I wouldn't wish that horror on even you"

"Ooooh, this one's sharp... sharp as a marble"

"You look like a walking side-effect of a bad potion interaction."

"Boy, you're a few cards short of a full deck aint'chya. Have a card." Proceeds to hand a random chard to Person B.

"You are a background character in your own life."

"You're none of your best friend's best friend."

"I keep wondering why others let you hang around. I mean, most npcs are useful."

"This is exactly the sort of acquisition i would expect from such a paragon of mediocrity."

"Woooowww. That's impressive. Did you smash a clay pot to find that or was it a prize from a county fair?"

"Hey, if you're looking for your dignity, i don't have it."

"You're clearly not the farthest-sliding penguin, are you."

"If you had brains, I'd tell you to think back to everything you ever did. Alas, here we are."

"Why? Just... why?"

"Look at your friends. See what they're doing? That's exactly how you ended up in this predicament."

"So were you bored and decided to ruin your own quest, or...?"

"You know, I love a sensible, level-headed partner... if only you could be like that."

"Whatever you want from me, that's not gonna help."

"Could you not? There are better ways to waste everyone's time."

"You know, even you could be the most clever one in the party. You just need to consider a solo career."

"Ah, a classic. You thought you were smarter than you actually are."

"I'd tell you not to do that, but you're gonna do it anyway."

"Oh, welcome! Let me guess - more bad decisions on top of your previous stupid decisions?"

"I don't know why I even care."

"You do realize I can insult you all day, right?"

"Oh thank you, but I didn't really NEED more material to ridicule you with."

"You need to keep that stupidity of yours in check - there's only so much healing supplies in the world."

"Careful. I hear it can be rather dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence."

"It wasn't until I met you that I was grateful for my extremely poor eyesight."

"If you were a spell nobody would bother to learn you."

"Whoa! What diety did your parents piss off to have made you?"

"Look at this one, brain so smooth. No wrinkles. No crinkle."

"What you really need is a miracle to get out of this mess, which I have no doubts was your fault to begin with."

“Look, buddy, I could use a good conversation, so… would you mind leaving?”

"You need to apologize to the trees for all the oxygen you've wasted."

"You're a dollar short and a day late to the fair."

"I'm not even sure science can make use of you."

"If someone took you, consider them your new family, cause i ain't paying to get you back."

"Even a gorgon would keep her eyes shut with you around."

"If I was to make a diss track for you, it would be an encyclopedia."

"When your parents said you could be anything you wanted, a disappointment was not supposed to be an option."

"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain how much of a bad idea this is."

"Does vicious mockery even work on you? Your intelligence is so low you probably think its a delightful complement."

"I became an atheist after meeting you. What kind of cruel god would allow you to exist?"

"You remind me of Rapunzel, except instead of letting down you hair you let down all of your friends"

"Please have some gum. Or toffee candy. Anything to stop you singing!"

"May you one day deserve the good life."

"If you were any more dense, you'd sink."

"Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle!'

"You make a match look as bright as the sun."

"I see you're the kinda fella who packs a bag of sand and forgets a breath mint."

"It must be nice living with your brain. Having to consistently remember to consciously breathe must make up for most of your entertainment."

"You've got 2 braincells fighting for third place."

"My condolences to you for that unfortunate curse you have. What? That's your natural look?"

"I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!"

"Ha! [laugh] You're funny. But looks aren't everything."

"You've got darkness in your soul. I can smell it! Oh, no wait, I think that's your breath."

“You make me wish my immune system knew my eyes existed.”

"I envy everyone you've never met."

"I'd ask what's wrong with you, but I think it would be faster to ask what isn’t."

"How is it that you have two functional legs yet have gotten absolutely nowhere in your life?"

"If your intellect was the sun, we'd all freeze."

"I know a good way to get rid of flies. You know, for the ones buzzing about in your empty skull."

"Your parents aren't disappointed in you, they know this is you living your best life. Tragic."

"What you just said was so stupid, I could drink alphabet soup and crap out a more coherent sentence."

"Because I pity you, I'll make sure to aim for your face in this fight so that swelling can improve it."

"You would take the bronze medal in a 1 on 1 intellectual competition with a rock"

"When you were born, the doctor said, 'No refunds.'"

"You look like you took every medication in the world and suffered all of the side effects."

"You seem like the type who would lick butter off of the sidewalk."

"You know, whoever invented the word 'fool-proof' clearly never met you."

"I'm really not sure what is deeper: my hatred for you, or this hole you've dug yourself into."

"It's funny that you're confident enough to bet your life on your abilities, yet you don't seem to have any."

"Are you always stupid, or are you making a special effort today?"

"Some day you'll go far..... and I hope you'll stay there."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!"

"By looking at you, now I know what you get when you scrape out the bottom of the barrel!"

"What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his ass back?"

"I would try burning you, but burning trash is supposed to be illegal."

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Almost a good $500 later but got a new phone :')