archivistmyrya

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i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

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new live laugh love sign but it says 'hubris, heresy, horseshit'

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I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.

Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.

We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.

We all know this is unacceptable.

Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.

This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.

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Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

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oh my damn word

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will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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Marisha Ray: Blue steel on metallic silver for @entertainmentweekly. Photographed by the delightful @jonnymarlow at #SanDiegoComicCon!

@critical_role @lvmandm9onprime

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She has the little HAMSTER UNICORNS they're REAL. They will be ANIMATED

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most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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Quick Ella 🌿💚

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"You've gotta look inside yourself and say,

'what am I willing to put up with today?'"

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unfortunately, chess pieces were never on the "do not feed" list

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i need y'all to see these. uh, i mean this.

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The Carbuncle ate itself. 💎