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Some of you never had to take your public transport full and it fucking shows
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mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro
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Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.
It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao
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Dazai's eng va said bsd would be over sooner if ranpo was given a gun so
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“not everyone would be so comfortable with having fangs pierce their neck” well i would. Move over
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very girl slay when an electric pole has a million wires all tangled up around it
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very girl slay when an electric pole has a million wires all tangled up around it
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not to be political but why on earth would you choose your wedding venue to be a plantation when you can celebrate your matrimony around beautiful huge bones of ancient creatures
#oh yeah that takes me back#a couple in ph held their wedding reception in the national museum which was pretty cool
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i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear
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petition to call wondering if you're aspec "a-speculation"
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Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???
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Fishing mini games for idv. Just hunters and survivors chilling in big boat on lakeside with fishing pole and nets
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man what tha hell am I going to do with a BACHELORS IN PSYCHOLOGY
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