Shitpost while I'm still too eepy for an actual post
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I thibk it's so fucning funny when an app will send u like 15 notifications a day so u go n turn off notifications for it n then whenever u open the app afterwards it's like "notifications pls 🥺 turn on notifications pwese❓️❓️👉👈🥺" like bitch. this is the direct consequence of ur actions.
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My country's way of saying "touch grass" roughly translates in English to "the sun hasn't seen you in a while, you should take a step outside"
I hope this funny bit makes your day a bit better among all the group projects
AKSKSKS noting this down so I can somehow use it in an email someday!! Thank you bestie, it definitely brightened my day a little <3
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Andrew: *sends a picture of him and Neil wearing engagement rings to the GC*
Andrew: You have 24 hours to fly in. Courthouse at 10am.
Group Chat: *explodes*
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Dear Dungeon Masters everywhere
Crown of Madness is the best spell in the game
Use it.
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Bruce does a thing where he takes a picture of any Robin he finds in Gotham, which usually happens when it’s not grating time because Robins, or any birds except pigeons really, call Gotham their home, so for winter he takes a picture and sends it to them, sometimes with a “dis you?” But more often than not something like “missing you.” Or even “most robins fly home for the winter.” And his kids treasure it so much, even Jason, to the point where they have a group chat (the robins gc, dick, Jason, Tim, and Steph because they’re the ones who have flown the nest and no longer live there mostly) and they use it solely for the purpose of sending that first text, like spotting the first flower of spring except it’s the first robin picture of winter, being like “ha! I got the text first this year!” And then they all send their separate messages as screenshots and make plans to all head to the manor together and yeah. Just fun little fluff.
(And ignore the fact that robins do/don’t migrate I did absolutely no research so if they actually don’t migrate just… shhhh)
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