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whenever someone tries to have a conversation with me it’s inevitable that they’ll ask “so am i bothering you o algo” and i say no i’m just not good at talking to people, and they often say “oh yeah me too i do it anyway doe” and they’re lying to my goddamn face because people that have trouble with social interactions don’t start conversations with random people!
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unbelievable that they keep convincing this man he has autism he is not like you bro give up 😭
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Everybody watch out for snakes that live in toilets and bite your vagina today
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moon said retarded and i felt my respect for him increase by 1% but it will take a lot more to make up for buying a foam anime sword in his mid 30s
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*sniffs your armpits*
theyre not too bad rn actually but freaking get out of there man
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ma: oh my science thats the hairiest armpit ive ever seen what wrong with you daughter
also ma: y u never wear dresses around me
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increasingly daydreaming about useless house husband moon on SSRIs spending all my fucking money on doordash and complaining about how shitty he feels all the time how bizarre
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hey guys maybe instead of being hatefulpilled we can spend our time smilemaxxing and be helpfulcels 😊😊
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edgy boys hateee deltatroon until wait whats that, you can abuse a teenage girl? toby fox make ten trillion more chapters please i have a psychological need to rape
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if your g spot is in your ass don't fucking raise your voice at me
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The only relationships I can maintain are the parasocial ones
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ahhhggrrRAAAAAAAAGHHHHH IT WON’T GO AWAY
i need to growl at someone
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he won’t even say what temperature it is but the point of this obfuscation is to mislead creeps like me and i already knoww what town he lives in. which is why his dox needs to be widespread knowledge so he can stop living under the delusion he’s an OPSEC GOD
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