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ive just met someone at work whose last name is salvatore-cullen and i fully cannot tell if they’re taking the piss or not

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coz they were a secret

and at the end of the day James couldn’t even mourn him publicly.

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LITERALLY ME READING THAT😭😭😭

'James snorts and says, "Well, if I win and return a Victor, I won't have anyone to confess to." '

THE SCREAM I JUST LET OUT??? HELLO OH MY GOD

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We were playing word association game and I heard 'baby girl' and immediately said Barty, and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.

I didn't know how to explain myself without sounding much more crazy.

Sometimes I forget that not everyone is in marauders fandom.

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REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.

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Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)

Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)

Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)

James just really wants to dance

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regulus “i don’t think i’m the type of person people miss” black

and

james “i miss you every moment you’re gone” potter

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First baby steps🐥

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Barty: Imagine bumping into you here. What a coincidence. The fates must be on our side.

Evan: You broke into my house.

- - -

Barty, eating cereal at the kitchen counter:

Evan, walking into the kitchen:

Barty:

Evan:

Barty: We need to stop meeting like this.

Evan: We can work on that.

Evan: Stop breaking into my house!

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when i see someone ship jegulus, i just know they serve cunt. like i just know they do. that’s why jegulus shippers get so much hate, because people who don’t serve cunt cannot handle people that do.

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Telling people to die because they ship jegulus is so weird pls check yourself

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Remus: are you a cuddler?

Regulus: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION-

James: yeah he's a cuddler.

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i serve you sleepy eepy reg and hottie jame(s)

im so funny guys😭​🙏​

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the jegulus tag is a nice place to hang if you can ignore the randos screaming at you for being a fascist, nazi sympathiser. very cool art and headcanons, very neat.

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regulus get behind me