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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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How are conchs even real

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my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.

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shortbread thumbprint cookies were a smashing success lads

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you open up my cranial cavity and it's just 2-3 inches of murky greenish water, stagnant, algaechoked, mosquitoes buzzing, a few small frogs, cybernetic pondcomputer mechpiloting the rest of me, sloshing a little this way and that. you open up one of the frogs' skulls and inside it's me! looking up back at you, waving, unsmiling

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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

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”easy pastry recipes” and then the first step is to prepare your butter for lamination

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Thanks guys

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I support recreational and erotic testosterone use

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moving apartments is the worst activity that exists

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she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

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i wanna fuck you like a liberal