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arewebeholdingaman · 9 days

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Pair of magic pants is a man

fresno nightcrawler.....

✅️ featherless

✅️ biped

What the fuck is that thing

#behold! a man!

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arewebeholdingaman · 27 days

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Fried afaik! They eat it in Nashville

#diogenes

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arewebeholdingaman · 27 days

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What if it was a hot chicken? 🤔

fried or grilled?

#diogenes

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arewebeholdingaman · 27 days

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If a man is a featherless biped... and a twink is a hairless man... does this make Diogenes' plucked chicken a twink?

Who gave you the bowl

#diogenes #I think to be a twink you also have to be thin and relatively attractive so it would've depended on the actual look of the chicken itself

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arewebeholdingaman · 28 days

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#The sal behind the awbam

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arewebeholdingaman · 29 days

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

#Fun fact diogenes of sinope was known as the “cynic” because it translated to ”lives like a dog”#Because he lived on the streets purposefully and didn't have any shame #I found it funny when I found that out because I'm actually a dog therian lol #But as the founder of cynicism he actually idealised living the dogs lifestyle of being minimalistic and not embarrassed by bodily function #Among other things I'm sure

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arewebeholdingaman · 29 days

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✅️ fluffye

Behold! A dog!

seals are also sharks by this definition I think because they are the dogs of the sea

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

#Not a man #Diogenes #Everything counts if you're willing to tell people to go fuck themselves if they argue against it #Dogy... fluffye......#fox #Foxes #Long post

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arewebeholdingaman · 30 days

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✅️ featherless

❎️ quadroped

This island is Not A Man!

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?: