"Come on Puddin, be a doll and let me out. I wanna have some fun."
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She mulls over his ANSWER for a moment, it seems familiar and her head cocks to the side. Pigtails horizontal and floppy as she thinks. It takes a her a long moment, but her face breaks into smile and she laughs.Â
               âThatâs real funny BOSS.â She says, proud that she got his joke, she likes to be included. To feel like she understands him. Even if really sheâs grasping at straws. âWhere ya been?â
âSaaaame thing we do everyday â-Â
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Try to take over thewuuuurldâŚ..â
Kicking the door closed behind him, the rotted wood slamming shut with a loud bang, he sends her a look like he is unimpressed with her question. Kohl-rimmed eyes rolling skyward. As he trudges over toward his desk, tossing the package of Raspberry Zingers, he stepped out momentarily for, he pauses musing with a wry grin about his choice of words. Sometimes Harley asked inauspicious questions, so why not answer back with cynicism ? And he wouldnât be the least bit surprised if the joke was totally lost on her â Not with the way her brain was becoming gradually warped with the ridiculous cartoons she subjected herself to on a daily basis. Â
( Oh, how.. mundane we are becoming⌠)
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#kniivesandlint#*[v: black comedy]*#this is literally a million years late#i'm so sorry#and pinky and the brain is life
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A POUT she thought it was a really good idea. Thereâs a small huff, and she folds her arms.       âWell what DO ya want to do then?â
âF U N? Whereâs the fun in that?â
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âNo but it will be REAL funny.â Â Â Â Â A small shrug and TAP of her bat against her shoulder.
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âKilling me wonât make a difference.â
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Guess whoâs back. Back again. Harleys back. Like for a starter.
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â You know, sweets, I like what Iâve heard about you. Especially in the name, Harleen Quinzel ! Thatâs a name that put a smile on my face. â
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still on hiatus Iâm afraid guys. I love you all
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Send â for our muses to be stuck in a cabin while a large winter storm is raging outside.
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Melody of Bat-Seduction
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âI donât know what kind of ideas youâre getting but remember this⌠without me, youâre nothing.â {{ -thejokeriswild }}
She folds her arms, defensive. âI ainât gonna do what you say no more.â She hisses, bat raised. âI ainât just some little PUPPET.â
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âIâm sort of⌠just looking.â Or reading. (Because sheâs already seen the subtle clues of seizuresâ she just wants to be sure.) âUh⌠youâre a doctor orâŚ?â
âNot yet-Iâm workin on it.â Harleen replies with a smile, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. âBut I can SURE try and answer a question if ya have one.â
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He knew that the first thing to do was support the back of the babyâs head like Harley had done, so he made certain to do that. His hands shook a little, Bruce making absolutely certain that he was not applying any sort of pressure while holding such a fragile being. How would he have handled Damian if he had been told about him earlier? Then Bruce would have at least gotten some practise. âOh, alright. Is my tie correct?â While he was carrying the baby on the arm, his free hand darted to his collar to adjust it. âCanât be looking like a slouch while holding her. Imagine the questions in many years.â
She laughs probably a little more LOUDLY than necessary at this question and shakes her head. Blonde curls springing with the movement. âYouâre nutsoâ She says and then reaches over to RUFFLE his hair a little. âYou need a sort of rugged handsome look.â She adds, and then skips over to pick up her phone. âI think that sheâd enjoyed it more with ya lookin like a human bein.â Harleys never a fan of perfection, even now the eyeliner around her eyes is a little smudged and her nail varnish is forever chipped.
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Hey all Iâm visiting my best friend in Dundee, so Iâll be on a semi hiatus and replies will be slow until the 24th.
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âIâm not scared.â Not of her, at least. There are always worse things to fear. ââOh. Thanks⌠Youââ He sighs out, clearing his throat as he stands up to gesture towards the other chair. âYou want to take a seat?â
âGOOD.â She likes a little bit of a challenge. âSure, nice of you to offer.â She smiles, plonking the beers down on the table. âCall me Harley.â She tellls him, as she pushes the beer towards him.
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Apparently, everyone got lost within the last week && a half of me making this account. Because, you all showed up. && you all seem to believe that I am in some way quality. (Are you aware that William is an asshole pls he needs an adultâŚâ)Â
The list may be small but youâre all so very loved, please remember that. Youâre all amazing in your own ways. (Speeeecial folk tbh. Real special.)Â
THE CREW TBHâ (aka the squad idk donât mind me)Â
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STALKING IS A RUDE TERM, I PREFERÂ âADMIRING WITH DETERMINATIONâ
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WOO! Also, bless you all for coping with me on here while I take a break from The Riddlerâ Youâre all super lovely! xoxoxoxoxoxo Savannah

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Knee, chin
Look at how happy she is
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Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
Hair: Yearning
Ear: "I want you to hear me out."
Nose: "You're so cute."
Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."
Over the heart: "I love you."
Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
Hip: Interest
Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"
Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for
Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."
Fingers: Friendship/amicable
Wrist: Fear of losing you
Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."
Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
Calves: "I will cause you pain."
Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty
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