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watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me

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who’s the hottest/tallest guy in star wars

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why does putt-putt need a drivers license if he’s a car?

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timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

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somebody: hey u wanna play this Video Game with me since we both like it n I think it would be Fun?

me, who absolutely wants to Play that game with them but also Knows that I suck ass at video games and if they see me accidentally run into a wall and get stuck there for five minutes they'll never talk to me again: what's an video game? never heard of Those

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england i fucking love you.

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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

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I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

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constant mood 

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Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son

- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

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Why is skin care seen as girly & feminine…it’s literally skin…like do u love being crusty

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*sees art of siblings together/art of minor and adult characters together*

*sees “dont tag as ship” and “shippers dont touch”*

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person: what’s up

me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything

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depression meals™ and depression shows™ are a thing but what about depression video games™?

The Sims Obsession. you think maybe 2 hours have passed. you look at the clock. it’s been 3 days

wanting to play your favourite game but instead just listening to the music for 3 hours straight

solitaire on your phone for 50 minutes while listening to sad music (or the video game music)

starting up old favourite games and then exiting out of them once you see the menu

spending two hours making a new character in an rpg and then realizing you can’t be bothered to actually play the game

an amazing new video game, one that you’ve been waiting for for months. it takes you 3 days to finish a 40+ hour game because anything that makes you feel this good and distracted is immediately an obsession. once you finish the game you feel absolutely dead inside