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          ✧ open starter  /  halloween festival

           ◟*  sporting   a   signature   bruised   eye   ,   he’s   off   to   the   sides   of   the   square.   easy   to   miss   if   not   looking   for   him   ,   he’s   leaned   over   pumpkin   stall   that   doesn’t   mind   his   loitering   ,   cap   pulled   down   ,   arms   crossed.   duke’s   spent   most   of   the   day   watching   the   townsfolk   enjoy   their   day   ,   watching   kids   in   their   costumes   and   people   holding   hands.   maybe   he’ll   buy   a   pumpkin   for   his   dog   ,   they   can   carve   it   together   ,   she   can   eat   the   pumpkin   guts   ,   he   can   make   it   scary.   ‘   what’re   the   criteria   for   picking   out   a   good   pumpkin   ?   ’   he   asks   the   nearest   passerby   ,   voice   rough   and   low.   ‘   do   i   slap   it   like   a   watermelon   or   do   i   just   choose   the   roundest   one   ?   ’

            𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋  𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃  𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅  𝐀𝐍  𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐓  𝐈𝐍  𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓  𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒  ,  𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍  𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒  𝐇𝐄  𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐖  𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘  𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓  .  his  cooking  skills  were  bare  minimum  to  none  &  yet  ,  he  spoke  at  length  as  if  he  was  a  master  chef  .  though  his  methods  were  questionable  at  best  ,  sometimes  he  was  able  to  weave  theories  so  great  that  even  the  most  logical  person  could  only  concede  &  agree  with  him  .  &  that  was  really  all  maxwell  was  looking  for  in  any  conversation  :  to  win  .  so  when  a  question  was  aired  ,  he  happily  picked  it  up  ,  obliging  duke  with  his  own  brand  of  logic  .  ❝  some  people  say  to  knock  on  it  &  it  it’s  hollow  ,  then  it’s  a  good  pumpkin  .  but  i  say  those  people  are  losers  .  the  only  way  to  decide  if  a  pumpkin  is  worthy  is  to  put  your  ear  to  it  &  let  it  tell  you  .  ❞  with  that  ,  he  leaned  down  ,  as  if  listening  to  said  pumpkin  ,  humming  in  thought  .  ❝  yeah  ,  he’s  a  GOOD  BOY  ,  take  that  one  .  ❞

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            𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄  𝐈𝐓  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘  𝐅𝐎𝐑  𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋  𝐓𝐎  𝐆𝐄𝐓  𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘  𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓  ,  𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐀𝐍  𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓  𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑  𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍  .  to  his  paranoid  mind  ,  it  seemed  a  welcoming  gate  for  all  the  creatures  which  resided  in  hell  ,  or  other  creepy  crawly  places  ,  to  come  up  &  terrify  him  specifically  .  but  he  was  also  not  an  idiot  &  would  never  turn  down  the  possibility  to  party  or  chow  down  on  festival  food  .  thus  ,  he  ended  up  outside  of  his  apartment  ,  when  generally  he  wouldn’t  come  out  for  anything  but  work  .  his  eyes  stayed  averted  from  the  giant  screen  ,  taunting  him  with  his  worst  FEAR  (  the  idea  that  horror  movies  would  bring  about  ghosts  or  serial  killers  to  his  very  own  home  )  ,  to  stay  safe  .  but  he  was  surprisingly  having  fun  ,  being  the  social  person  he  was  .  &  even  more  fun  was  the  fact  that  there  was  a  petting  zoo  !  this  meant  more  free  pets  for  him  to  take  home  !  that  was  how  he  ended  up  skillfully  snagging  one  of  the  baby  goats  inside  ,  currently  wrapped  up  in  his  arms  &  THRASHING  about  in  an  attempt  to  escape  ,  giving  the  person  nagging  him  an  offended  scowl  .  ❝  what  do  you  mean  i  can’t  have  him  ?  he  doesn’t  have  tags  ,  duh  !  that  means  i  can  have  him  .  i’ve  named  him  trashboy  .  isn’t  he  cute  ?  ❞

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            hi ! my name is link ! i go by he / they pronouns , am 21+ & live in the cst timezone ! i’m an obnoxious aries & this is my idiot , max , who also happens to be an obnoxious aries because i believe in writing what i know JHGKFDLHLF . i’m really excited to be here , because plotless slice of life rps are my thing & i’m excited to get to know all of you & write with you !!! under the cut you’ll find misc. info & some wanted connections , but here are links to his stats page & his pinterest board , which hopefully will give you some extra insight . feel free to like this if you’d like to plot .but if you wanna plot on d*scord ( which is easier for me ) you can add me @ demogorgon ramsay#0039 !

( johnny seo, cismale, he/him ) who is that ? oh, it’s just MAXWELL “MAX” BAE the TWENTY-FOUR year old has been in beauhart for HIS WHOLE LIFE and is currently a BARTENDER. i’ve heard they can be CONFIDENT and HONEST, but also IMPATIENT and BRASH. maybe that’s why their anthem is SANCTUARY by JOJI and CAFFEINE JITTERS, DIRTY CONVERSE PAIRED WITH ALIEN SOCKS, PHONE NUMBERS WRITTEN ON NAPKINS makes me think of them.

misc. info : ( cw : mentions of death & drug use )

his mother died giving birth to him. though he doesn’t remember her ( obviously ) he still holds a bit of guilt & think it’s his fault that she died. but his dad is always quick to snuff that line of thought & holds absolutely no ill will towards max about it

all he’s ever heard is good things about her so he loves her or the idea of her really. he likes to imagine himself in the stories people tell him about her & it’s a comfort to him. it makes him feel like he kind of grew up with her even though he never got to meet her

his dad is a sweet person. full of laughs & kindness. also bad jokes ( this is where max gets his own humor from ). he’s the kind of dad that people wish for. he’s always been supportive of max no matter what & he listens to him whenever he needs it

when they were little they played catch & watched yu-gi-oh together. max still has all his yu-gi-oh cards stuffed in his closet somewhere. now they’re more likely to sit on his dad’s front porch & drink together while listening to music

his dad has never dated or remarried after his wife died because that was his soulmate & he doesn’t want to settle for anyone else & his dad has always told max to find that one person for him

max was miserable in school. he wasn’t good at it & none of it made any sense to him. so he struggled in graduating high school. & he tried college but he couldn’t stand it so he dropped out thankfully with no negative feedback from his dad

he’s kind of anxious & fidgety so it’s hard for him to pay attention ( anxiety & adhd nation make some noise !!! ) but if he gets focused on a project he’ll ignore his need to eat or anything else to work on it

he picked up making drinks from his dad at a young age ( imagine a twelve year old making cocktails that’s basically how it was ) & is really good at it so naturally he became a bartender. it’s not his dream job per se but he enjoys it a lot & makes good tips from it so he has no complaints about it

basically he’s pretty happy-go-lucky but he’s also an idiot & annoying about it. he can seem friendly enough at first but once you get close to him he’ll turn up that aries personality & get on your nerves ( but he’s also like a leech & will stick to you )

he’s really into aliens. he even has a ufo tattoo ! he will fight with anyone who doesn’t believe in them ( or cryptids or the supernatural in general ). the x-files is his favorite show & he wishes to be fox mulder every day of his life. he’s also a diehard boogara

he’s a big conspiracy theorist. he believes in lizard people, the illuminati & that queen elizabeth is a cannibal & that’s how she’s stayed alive for so long. he’s very paranoid about stuff. he’s one of those people who read the terms & conditions on everything so that he doesn’t agree to some company stealing his dna & selling it on the dark web. he also refuses to pick up the phone because he thinks the government is listening in on them ( he only makes calls when he’s high & out of it )

& he loves true crime. he’s always listening to true crime podcasts & watching true crime docs

he loves energy drinks & coffee. he drinks them so much that he’s shaking about 75% of the day but he never listens when people tell him he’s gonna get a heart attack

he’s messy. his apartment is messy. his hair is messy. his entire energy is just messy. but he thinks his personality makes up for it

he can kinda cook but honestly he’s lazy & just prefers to order in food 95% of the time. also he has a bad habit of forgetting stuff like he’ll turn the oven on then get distracted then wonder what the weird smell in his place is

for the most part he’s nice but he does participate in “friendly” dragging. if you’re friends he will clown you & sometimes he can hurt someone’s feelings even when he doesn’t mean to ( more than likely he will not apologize for it he’ll just ignore it til the other person gets over it hopefully )

always losing his headphones. he settles for those crappy $5 earbuds that you find at dollar stores so he won’t feel bad for losing them anymore. honestly he loses everything. who knows how many sets of keys he’s gone through

he’s super clumsy. always tripping, always running into stuff. he’s broken a million glasses at the bar

he’s pretty flirty, pretty charming. he uses it to his advantage at the bar, draws in customers in order to get tips & phone numbers

he’s a soft thot. he’s easy to sleep with but he’s kind & caring about all his partners

he’s a really good boyfriend & he falls in love easily,  but he’s forgetful & accidentally negligent sometimes. like he’ll go days without responding to texts or checking up on people. he doesn’t mean to he just does

he loves pins, patches & colorful socks. everything he wears is covered in them. most of the things he wears aren’t even related to his interests because people just give them random things & he wears them anyway

he can never open jars his beefy arms are useless

a fan of punny humor. he’s the king of dad jokes

he’s that person who puts his legs up on the dash of the car or hangs them out the window

wishes he knew how to skateboard but doesn’t even know how to ride a bike

takes in random cats & dogs he finds on the street. sometimes he tries to find their owners & sometimes he doesn’t but it’s fine

he’s addicted to those edited audios that are like “( song ) but you’re listening to it in the bathroom at a party & you’re crying because you’re alone” & he’s obsessed with joji so of course those are his favorite 

he’s one of those pansexuals who call themselves gay constantly 

uses uwu in texts to be ironic & annoying. most of his words have w replacing certain letters to sound like a smol

he gets stoned at like three am & tries to call people & ask them stupid high people questions like “if two vegans fight is it still called beef”

he’s also never left beauheart or gone too far away. just a few cities at most. he has a bit of a stoner paranoia about it. like if he leaves the state something bad will happen to him or his dad or loved ones

he’s terrified of horror movies. especially ones with clowns. he refuses to watch them because he’s convinced that he’ll accidentally summon a demon or a ghost through osmosis or something JHGDLFKGHD

wanted connections :

rooommates ( one or two )

exes ( any gender. it can be messy or friendly. i’m willing to have max be the issue though with him it’ll always be baby issues since he’s nice & a tryhard JGHKFDHFKGFD )

hookups / fwbs ( any gender. singular experiences or regular type things )

childhood plots for those who’ve lived in beauheart ( childhood friends, first kisses / crushes, all that good stuff )

high school sweethearts

flirtationships that don’t go anywhere

one-sided crushes ( don’t mind who has the feelings ! )

mutual pining but they’re both idiots & have no idea

party buddies. conspiracy theory buddies. true crime buddies. any of these can be combined

tinder date ( it can go well or not )

frequent customers ( better yet, frequent customers that he flirts with. give me the cliche phone number on napkins plot)

maybe you don’t tip him for whatever reason & he’s had a bad day & he’s like “bro wtf”

teach him how to ride a bike KJFDHSLGJF

maybe you try to get him to leave beauheart & you have to deal with his crybaby ramblings about how something bad will happen

beef with him over the existence of supernatural things

be the person he calls at three am after eating too many edibles & deal with his stoned questions

try to make him watch a horror movie

for someone newer to town: be that person who makes a “your mom” joke & have to deal with that awkward “my mom’s dead” conversation

maybe he “accidentally” stole your cat or dog & you try to get it back but he doesn’t believe that it’s yours even though you clearly have proof

maybe you’re the person who always ends up finding the stuff he loses & you’re stuck in this constant act of returning & you’re tired of it

literally anything you can think of i’m probably down for it

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now that’s some tea

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if you dont believe in aliens youre fucking stupid

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no one: Johnny’s eyes: 🌟✨⭐💫

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he’s gettin’ that lime

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tag dump !