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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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DREDGE (FANART)

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Wyll motivation for the week <3

I think I saw Karlach version sometime and thought Wyll needed one too

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Let’s get cleaned by mama

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

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he just wants to fit in

[riso inks: light lime, turquoise, mint]

prints available

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Feel like pure shite, just want a movie where the castles are decorated properly

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.