i hope i am not just a guy to you but one of the girlies as well
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time
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I dropped a grand piano on your boyfriend and it just crushed and killed him painfully and wasn't cartoony at all but was still kinda funny/cute/good.
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.
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stargazer, moongazer
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ive been messing around with shinyduo designs
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roses can be evil grian u just need to see the vision
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don't you remember?
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full video upload of my villies animation :D! i animated them to the team rocket motto :P
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....so who had "jordan myrick can identify izzy, becca, and lily's breast milk by taste first try no questions asked and will in fact pay money to do so live on the game changer stage" on their dropout bingo card.
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