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What if we replaced Baldwin's chess monologue with the Shrimp monologue from Shark Tale what would be the monstrous end result of a leper taking on the form of a shrimp even though they're basically the same thing follow me for more bangers like this bullshit

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If anyone into KoH is looking for a fandom discord server, feel free to DM me for an invite! It's pretty chill with seasonal server-events and the like.

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Kingdom of Heaven but they're Corbs™ (cow orbs) thats it literally just it

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idc if its just me but i have a feeling in my BONES DEEP WITHIN MY BONE MARROW that, in modernity, Baldwin would love anything Vivienne Westwood LIKE THE RINGS THE LIGHTERS THE WALLETS ANYTHING

My reasoning? Just trust me on this PLEASE the leper yearns for VW

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i need yall to look at my Simwin stoned to hell and back

look at this mf he HIGH and a leper

thats honestly pretty much it ngl

POOKIE...

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@valooree @frat-house-collective @veggiefritterz @chicken-blitz13 @rockerironcat @toesuckler @iiseult @pax-romana200 @aurianavaloria @arislukewarmiced-coffee @gaudybaudy @knightessofjerusalem @zomnommbie @clownratwizardhat @madeleinerosexxx

I hope i included everyone 😭

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉🎉🎉

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Simwin pookie...

posting more sim-Baldwin pics to distract myself from the fact that he got into a brawl/fight at his almost-wedding I spent a week planning

look at him all cutesy and shit (hours before the hell)

As his sim-god I legally have to keep him dripped-out even in swimwear

and the day tumblr stops desaturating the pics is the day i die happy

genuine question how do u even continue LIFE at this point after calling off YOUR WEDDING

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GORJUS SIMWIN ART BY @zomnommbie

i don't even gotta say anything bout this but IYKYK

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY; A REAL MONA LISA

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'Crucified' (the Ghost cover ESPECIALLY) is so Baldwin IM TIRED OF STAYIN QUIET BOUT THIS !! (the KoH server hears me yap every damn time about it and is petitioning me to the guillotine)

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firm believer in how crunchy Baldwin's kidneys were/are/would be; that man needs a stent ASAP and a lithotripsy

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Sim-Baldwin rizz knows no bounds apparently

dear lord saturation PLEASE

craziest shot ever

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went ballistic with as much historical-cc i could physically find...

REAL QUICK BIBLICALLY-ACCURATE SIMWIN

HERE'S WHERE WE'RE COOKIN WITH PEANUT OIL

ANOTHER BOMBSHELL HAS HIT THE VILLA

BONUS BROODING-WIN

ridley scott please.... p le a e se

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More of my modern Simwin :3

can someone make a disease mod or something i think that'd really help

he may be a leper but GOD is he serving rn

i need more skin overlays just to add more of his crunchy look yk

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what if Kingdom of Heaven was Kingdom of Lobsters and everyone was a lobster but Baldwin was just kinda there as like a mantis shrimp

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^^^^ (my main-acc btw)

if yall interested 👀

Cringe is dead (Ghestie homies don't look at this)

I got into the 2005 film Kingdom of Heaven and now im obsessed with a nearly-20 year old film adaptation of SOME KING WITH LEPROSY... but anyways; I made a discord server for anyone who's down to try and find other peeps of this community. DM me or something if you're interested.

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My Saladin Sim + 3/4 of his disappointments

KoH-sims goin crazy 10/10 recommend the sims if u can handle the constant updates that WILL fuck over ur mods/cc plz dont mind my crusty Saladin i know he needs an update he WILL get one

I KNOW HE LOOKS WACK DW HES GONNA GET AN UPDATE

Disappointments 1-3/4

love when tumblr desaturates my pics it cant handle my uber historical sims awtysm

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Sim architecture/interior design aint for the weak

source; me trying to make my simwin a studio-home lot that screams 'catholic guilt'

a hot garbage of a WIP

he has a pet rat named Levant NEXT QUESTION 🔫

hot garbage still but fuck it we ball