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Mc: I need candy

Lucifer: no

Diavolo: which type?

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⚠️ THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING ⚠️

inspired by this post

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divinity’s descent – happy birthday to my dear @plumfragments!! this year may i present to you: a gnosis 

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Nita: Tonight, one of you will betray me. Mirella: Is it me, Nita? Nita: No, it’s not you. Kovit: Is it me, Nita? Nita: It’s not you either. Fabricio: Is it me, Nita? Nita: Fabricio: Nita: iS iT mE, nItA?

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Adair: Diana figured out she can sneakily stick a note onto someone’s back. Adair: But she doesnt know they should say things like, “kick me,” so they just have fun facts on them.

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Kovit: I think Adair was right. Nita: I’m surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’ Kovit: He wouldn’t do that. Adair: You’re right, Kovit. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that. Adair: (turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says 'Adair Told You So’ on the back)

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Kidnapper: (holding Kovit hostage) Give us $10 000 and we’ll give him back! Nita: (offended) You think he’s only worth $10 000? Adair: What? Nita: Give me that (takes the megaphone) Nita: MAKE IT 1 BILLION YOU COWARD Adair: (taking back the megaphone) SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Kovit: “They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body. Nita: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You’ll be alive for at least two of them. Fabricio: Y'all are fucking terrifying.

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Kovit: We all have our demons. Kovit: (grabbing Nita) This one’s mine.

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Kovit: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time Matt: (cracking his knuckles) Matt: Manslaughter it is

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Haikyuu!! Karasuno Starting Line-Up (+ Yamaguchi and Sugawara <3) as Among Us fails

fails = reasons why they die, lose, or get voted off

warnings: some cursing!

~enjoy!

Sawamura Daichi

As IMPOSTOR: Skipping when everyone votes out his Impostor partner

Tanaka: just saw Suga-san vent

Daichi: are you sure?

Tanaka: yeah me and Nishi saw him!

Nishinoya: yeah!!

Daichi: hmmm

Tanaka: VOTE SUGA-SAN

Daichi: hmm… imma skip

Nishinoya: WDYM you’re SKIPPING WE SAW HIM VENT

Czytaj dalej

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Osamu should have known better than to agree to play with his brother and the jackals, just saying

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~ haikyuu! + among us crossover

heyyy squad !!! welcome to part 2 of the among us haikyuu au!! part 1 is located here !!! nekoma will be out tmrw !

warnings: language and that’s it? i think

aoba johsai

— who i think would play ; oikawa, iwaizumi, matsukawa, kindaichi, kunimi

first things first, oikawa (kingkawa) would be the worst player EVER. he hardly knows how to play even though he’s been playing for like a week now. he’s hardly ever the imposter, but always the first victim or the first one voted off. it seems seijoh’s top priority is killing oikawa somehow and then find the imposter. he always has to be light blue or pink, but the other boys always race to see who can take those colors away from him first. never completes his tasks and is always screaming on the discussions begging for mercy because the team agrees he’s gotta go.

iwaizumi (iwa) is always at the helm of the killing of oikawa. just honestly plays to make him mad but is actually really good at the game. is the imposter half the time, kills people and blames it on oikawa. doesn’t care what color he is but is usually white. wears the suit and a hat on his character. whenever he’s the imposter he always wins. basically the leader when he’s accusing people and everyone sides with him. gets his tasks done first! he’s just really good at the game and bullying oikawa.

other than oikawa, kindaichi (turnip) gets voted off or killed second. tries to team up with kunimi but always ends up dying? kindaichi sucks at the game, but is a little better than oikawa. isn’t ever the imposter but people always suspect he is because he follows people around because he thinks they’re going to help him somehow? poor baby is just trying to learn how to play but everyone thinks he’s the one killing everyone. whenever he dies, as a ghost he always follows oikawa around and oikawa hates it more than anything. when the main group finds another body or something oikawa is yelling at kindaichi in the dead chat telling him to leave him alone. but as revenge kindaichi is always light blue so oikawa has to be an ugly color.

the least chaotic player has to be matsukawa (fake matpat). is the imposter the other half of the time when iwaizumi isn’t. makes really good killing plans and ends up getting away with them half the time. hides in the vents 24/7 and waits for people in the electrical room all the time. because of that, iwa always knows when he’s the imposter because he makes a beeline to electric. but is always really calm and quiet?? like in the discussions he just doesn’t even discuss with anyone he just votes for whoever. like even if he sees someone get murdered right in front of him he won’t tell. always is yellow for some reason?? wears the plant head thing because he thinks it’s cute.

kunimi (volleyball????) is overall a very well rounded player. but, when he thinks someone is going to kill him he stops his tasks and runs. so he finishes his tasks so late because he waits until the room is empty or there’s more than one person there to do them. follows what iwa says on the discussions like it’s the word of god himself. isn’t ever the imposter, but if he is he automatically loses. he’ll stall and won’t kill anyone so everyone finishes their tasks. plays as purple! has a little mini purple pet following him. when kindaichi tries to buddy up with him he gets as far away from him as he can. no buddying for him, period.

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Playing Among Us with Haikyuu boys

genre  -  c l o w n e r y 

featuring - Bokuto Koutarou, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kageyama Tobio, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Akaashi Keiji, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei.

warnings - maybe cursing idk 

Bokuto Koutarou

definitely mains in pink 

“hEy wHaT dOes thE veNT buTtoN dO?”

vents in front of everyone 

the first few games ended so quick because he miraculously got imposter 4 times in a row 

gets used to it after a while

still keeps on getting caught no matter what he does 

*comes out of a vent in front of Iwaizumi”

bokuto: “…”

iwaizumi: “…”

bokuto: :D

iwaizumi : EMERGENCY MEETING

“bokuto is the impostor.”

“no im not! :((((((”

“ok.”

“ok.”

“ok.”

beefyowl was ejected. 0 impostors remain. 

Oikawa Tooru

mains in cyan 

keeps on bragging how it’s “aOba jOhsAi coLouR”

will fite anyone who gets cyan before him and demands they give back his color

CALLS EMERGENCY MEETINGS FOR NO FCKING REASON ALL THE TIME JUST TO ACCUSE TOBIO 

gets voted out just because of the emergency call 

keeps on following others no matter what 

gets voted out for being sus even when he was just existing 

“didNt yOu seE mE sCan in mEdbAY??” 

but honestly speaking, isn’t too bad of an impostor tbh 

Iwaizumi Hajime 

mains in brown 

the one who gets all the tasks done in a minute 

plays v quietly and is a lone wolf 

is very hard to detect whether he is crewmate or impostor because he goes alone everywhere 

if the task bar doesn’t go up significantly before the first blood

welp, chances are, hajime is the impostor 

is a pretty chill player, skips most of the emergency meetings unless it’s oikawa

kills mostly in electrical (a man of culture)

Kozume Kenma

Czytaj dalej

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I was with Pink in Navigation~ Couldn’t have been us~

Pink: Imani Kelker Black: Myself

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Draco: I am a piece of trash

Harry: As someone who cares deeply for the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Draco: You smooth fucker

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draco: potter makes me feel things.

pansy: what kind of things?

draco: feelings.

pansy: he makes you feel feelings?

draco: yes.

pansy: what a bitch.