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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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i want to play but my mind has been destroyed

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do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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Do not think otherwise. I am your eternal rival, I hate you to the bitter end, even if I instinctively clung to your arm during the scary drop on the roller coaster,

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(after the jigsaw tape finishes explaining the trap) alright!! I promise I'll do my best! =^.^=

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

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I must not delay task. Delay task is the mindkiller. Delay task is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my task. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the task has gone there will be nothing. Only completed task will remain.

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can I just log in

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(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

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god forbid a white boy get a little bit freaky after dark

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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did you seriously just let it linger

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Fun ADHD hack is that you're allowed to just go to the library and reserve a study room for a couple of hours and make all your phone calls or whatever adult shit you need to do but can't because your house is for House Stuff and for some reason your brain has designated "phone calls for doctors and other such things" as School Adjacent and therefore refuses to do it in an insufficently academic environment. Like it's free. You can just do that.