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"...How long was I asleep for..?" -Aristo

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Queer queer homosexual queer

"...fair enough..." -Aristo

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Gay gay homosexual gay

"...I have a girlfriend??" -Aristo

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hey... totally, completely normal question...

what do you think about the website wikipedia?

"Uhm... I use it to research flowers and dinosaurs... Mainly so I understand what Dalton and Shelly say." -Aristo

"I use it for bombs!!" -'Plosive

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Yeah you Know that flower behind Dandy lives in a void right

Aristo boutta ask his toon handler (Restless) to deal with him

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Gentlemen uuuh is this one of Dandy relatives

"Fuck both of em." -Aristo

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"i need no further instructions." -Aristo

so like

metal sonic

but for the toons

metal versions of the toons

except vee

she gets a wooden one because she is metal

aristo and metal aristo boutta have the bow fight of the century

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(Typo- (typing on my phone instead of my pc bc am in a dw run rn))

psst. aristo. someone told me there's something at the door of your toon room...

"Hm..?" -Aristo

*Aristo goes to check what's at his door.*

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"...I have a feeling I know who this is from..." -Aristo

*Aristo picks up the flowers, and takes them back into his room.*

psst. aristo. someone told me there's something at the door of your toon room...

"Hm..?" -Aristo

*Aristo goes to check what's at his door.*

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psst. aristo. someone told me there's something at the door of your toon room...

"Hm..?" -Aristo

*Aristo goes to check what's at his door.*

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And Then pot and aristo [transfem] kiss-

You seeing this ask:Excuse me

The Creator of pot seeing this ask:What the Fu-

The followers seeing this ask:What even is this

Me seeing this ask: whatthefuckkk

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Pot: yeah **drinks coffe

Finn:oh....never mind

"Yeah, nothing going wrong..." -Aristo

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Finn:**opens the door** come on Guys there is no need tô fight-oh

**Just pot and aristo sitting and drinking coffe**

Finn:well Plosive told me you two were fighting

Pot:i don't Know what Plosive talking about

"Plosive says shit, isn't all true most the time." -Aristo

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strawshot...

more transfem aristo...

sprout, that is her boob, let go of it-

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Pot:You're right something is About to happen

Beat:aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aristo immediately covered her... ears? whatever, now's not the time to question Toon anatomy.

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Pot:i Won't kill you im Just gonna **puts headphones on** put These headphones on an wait....3...2....1

[warning Beat Stepped on a lego and IS now ready tô scream]

"...I think something's going to happen-" -Aristo, still the transfem one

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Aristo IS now transfem and she is shipped with Finn and we Hope nothing wrong happens to her right now

And Then there's pot

"...He's mine, Pot." -Aristo, transfem version /hj

"And I don't think he'd react well with you killing me." -Transfem Aristo